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My Husband Quotes

My husband ran off with his secretary. His male secretary. the only passion I have lately seems to center around buying a handgun. Unfortunately, I can't decide which one of us to shoot Picture Quote #1

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, keep going. Start by starting Picture Quote #1

When I met my husband, I refused to invite him home for Passover because I was embarrassed my mother might serve all the catered dishes in the wrong order Picture Quote #1

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head Picture Quote #1

Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, makes me with thy strength to communicate Picture Quote #1

I will attend my husband, be his nurse, diet his sickness, for it is my office, and will have no attorney but myself; and therefore let me have him home with me Picture Quote #1

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The instances that second marriage move are base respects of thrift, but none of love. A second time I kill my husband dead when second husband kisses me in bed Picture Quote #1

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue Picture Quote #1

I love being a wife and homemaker - because it's my choice. My husband doesn't expect me to do it. I don't mind doing things for him because he does so much for me; we both feel that way so there is no power struggle Picture Quote #1

I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two Picture Quote #1

My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap, hear the music.' I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear Picture Quote #1

Whatever my husband's faults may be, it can only aggravate the evil for me to hear them from a stranger's lips Picture Quote #1

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If we don’t take that time (to be romantic), then it’s karate, then it’s ballet, and then there’s Christmas, and then my husband is flying off to tour around the world Picture Quote #1

If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband Picture Quote #1

To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just can’t for the life of him imagine why anybody would put smoke in their mouth, so he really helped me to start cutting down Picture Quote #1

I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? Picture Quote #1

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn’t admit he’d forgotten the code... he turned himself in Picture Quote #1

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself Picture Quote #1

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Fortunately, we have help from the media. I have to say this: I’m very grateful for the support and kindness that we’ve gotten. People have respected their privacy and in that way, I think, you know, no matter what people may feel about my husband’s policies or what have you, they care about children and that’s been good to see Picture Quote #1

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward Picture Quote #1

All I wanted was a little piece of life, to be married, to have children... I was trying my damnedest to lead a conventional life, for that was how I was brought up, and it was what my husband wanted of me. But one can’t build little white picket fences to keep the nightmares out Picture Quote #1

The next time you encounter fear, consider yourself lucky. This is where the courage comes in. Usually we think that brave people have no fear. The truth is that they are intimate with fear. When I was first married, my husband said I was one of the bravest people he knew. When I asked him why, he said because I was a complete coward but went ahead and did things anyhow Picture Quote #1

I’m probably not 100 pounds anymore, but around there. I definitely got obsessed with my weight. When I met my husband and realized that he could put on 50 pounds and I’d still love him, I realized that’s how he sees me or at least how he should! Picture Quote #1

I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband’s lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them Picture Quote #1

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My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else Picture Quote #1

I’m not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband’s point of view Picture Quote #1

For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids Picture Quote #1

I’m going to fight until the end. My husband is worth it. He wanted me to have it. He was worth a lot. He was a very, very wealthy man Picture Quote #1

My husband acts and I have such respect for those that do it well, that I wouldn’t even try to pretend I can act Picture Quote #1

Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. I’ve never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside Picture Quote #1

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My husband ran off with his secretary. His male secretary. the only passion I have lately seems to center around buying a handgun. Unfortunately, I can't decide which one of us to shoot (My Husband Quotes) You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, keep going. Start by starting (My Husband Quotes) When I met my husband, I refused to invite him home for Passover because I was embarrassed my mother might serve all the catered dishes in the wrong order (My Husband Quotes) My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head (My Husband Quotes) Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, makes me with thy strength to communicate (My Husband Quotes) I will attend my husband, be his nurse, diet his sickness, for it is my office, and will have no attorney but myself; and therefore let me have him home with me (My Husband Quotes) The instances that second marriage move are base respects of thrift, but none of love. A second time I kill my husband dead when second husband kisses me in bed (My Husband Quotes) The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue (My Husband Quotes) I love being a wife and homemaker - because it's my choice. My husband doesn't expect me to do it. I don't mind doing things for him because he does so much for me; we both feel that way so there is no power struggle (My Husband Quotes) I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two (My Husband Quotes) My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap, hear the music.' I know music, in general, is supposed to be good for babies to hear (My Husband Quotes) Whatever my husband's faults may be, it can only aggravate the evil for me to hear them from a stranger's lips (My Husband Quotes) If we don’t take that time (to be romantic), then it’s karate, then it’s ballet, and then there’s Christmas, and then my husband is flying off to tour around the world (My Husband Quotes) If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband (My Husband Quotes) To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just can’t for the life of him imagine why anybody would put smoke in their mouth, so he really helped me to start cutting down (My Husband Quotes) I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? (My Husband Quotes) Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn’t admit he’d forgotten the code... he turned himself in (My Husband Quotes) I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself (My Husband Quotes) Fortunately, we have help from the media. I have to say this: I’m very grateful for the support and kindness that we’ve gotten. People have respected their privacy and in that way, I think, you know, no matter what people may feel about my husband’s policies or what have you, they care about children and that’s been good to see (My Husband Quotes) For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward (My Husband Quotes) All I wanted was a little piece of life, to be married, to have children... I was trying my damnedest to lead a conventional life, for that was how I was brought up, and it was what my husband wanted of me. But one can’t build little white picket fences to keep the nightmares out (My Husband Quotes) The next time you encounter fear, consider yourself lucky. This is where the courage comes in. Usually we think that brave people have no fear. The truth is that they are intimate with fear. When I was first married, my husband said I was one of the bravest people he knew. When I asked him why, he said because I was a complete coward but went ahead and did things anyhow (My Husband Quotes) I’m probably not 100 pounds anymore, but around there. I definitely got obsessed with my weight. When I met my husband and realized that he could put on 50 pounds and I’d still love him, I realized that’s how he sees me or at least how he should! (My Husband Quotes) I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband’s lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them (My Husband Quotes) My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else (My Husband Quotes) I’m not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband’s point of view (My Husband Quotes) For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids (My Husband Quotes) I’m going to fight until the end. My husband is worth it. He wanted me to have it. He was worth a lot. He was a very, very wealthy man (My Husband Quotes) My husband acts and I have such respect for those that do it well, that I wouldn’t even try to pretend I can act (My Husband Quotes) Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. I’ve never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside (My Husband Quotes)

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