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My Wedding Quotes

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings Picture Quote #1

I got caught kissing my dad’s ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! Picture Quote #1

When I am in the battlefield, I love it more then my wedding night with the most beautiful of women Picture Quote #1

I didn’t finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn’t dissuade me from wearing it Picture Quote #1

I’ve chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the time that Dave and I have an argument I feel it like handcuffs, and on anger time I throw it in a basket. Poor Dave, he bought me three wedding rings already! Picture Quote #1

I’d like to do ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding,’ ‘Pretty Woman,’ Meg Ryan type stuff. Romantic comedies. I’d love to do some action stuff as well Picture Quote #1

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We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It’s the day I was born. My mother’s birthday, and a lot of my friends’ birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date Picture Quote #1

My family is almost exactly like the one in ‘Monsoon Wedding’. We are very open, fairly liberal, loud people Picture Quote #1

When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet Picture Quote #1

Oh, there was a wedding all right. Did I mention that my sister didn’t show up at the church either, Mr. Clayborne? Picture Quote #1

Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It’s a thing you don’t see nowadays Picture Quote #1

Sadly for my wedding plans, I learned that Nestor is a bardash. I envy the men who enjoy his favors. He has always treated me with friendship which I now value more than my old romantic feelings Picture Quote #1

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Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me Picture Quote #1

I can wear a sexy dress to any red carpet event. My wedding is my chance to go all the way and wear a princess silhouette Picture Quote #1

My wife’s not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life Picture Quote #1

No wedding bells for me anymore. I’ve been happily married to my profession for years Picture Quote #1

I’ve worn a dress at my wedding. I’ve worn 6-inch Louboutins. I’ve got no fear and no shame Picture Quote #1

People are often enamored with my Super Bowl ring. But it’s my wedding ring that I’m most proud of. And having a good marriage takes even more work than winning a Super Bowl Picture Quote #1

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In 1996, the players at the VSB tournament in Amsterdam sent me a card for my wedding with this dedication, ‘Anand congrats on your wedding. You were a great player, now be ready to lose 50 points’ Picture Quote #1

I use Pinterest for everything. Book collections, trips, hobbies. It’s all there. I planned my wedding on it. When I had a kid, I planned all his stuff on it. So it was nice to discover that I wasn’t the only one Picture Quote #1

I ate no butcher’s meat, lived chiefly on fruits, vegetables, and fish, and never drank a glass of spirits or wine until my wedding day. To this I attribute my continual good health, endurance, and an iron constitution Picture Quote #1

My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it’s all ages and everyone seems to be having fun Picture Quote #1

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time Picture Quote #1

Whenever I get married, it will be a Bengali wedding. If I won’t have a Bengali wedding, my mother won’t come. She has warned me. So, I am going to have a Bengali wedding for sure Picture Quote #1

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My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her Picture Quote #1

I put every ounce of myself into my work, but also it’s important that I don’t miss every single wedding of my best friends Picture Quote #1

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off Picture Quote #1

I want a marriage more beautiful than my wedding Picture Quote #1

I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding Picture Quote #1

I like wearing my wedding ring, it’s nice Picture Quote #1

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I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings (My Wedding Quotes) I got caught kissing my dad’s ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! (My Wedding Quotes) When I am in the battlefield, I love it more then my wedding night with the most beautiful of women (My Wedding Quotes) I didn’t finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn’t dissuade me from wearing it (My Wedding Quotes) I’ve chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the time that Dave and I have an argument I feel it like handcuffs, and on anger time I throw it in a basket. Poor Dave, he bought me three wedding rings already! (My Wedding Quotes) I’d like to do ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding,’ ‘Pretty Woman,’ Meg Ryan type stuff. Romantic comedies. I’d love to do some action stuff as well (My Wedding Quotes) We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It’s the day I was born. My mother’s birthday, and a lot of my friends’ birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date (My Wedding Quotes) My family is almost exactly like the one in ‘Monsoon Wedding’. We are very open, fairly liberal, loud people (My Wedding Quotes) When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet (My Wedding Quotes) Oh, there was a wedding all right. Did I mention that my sister didn’t show up at the church either, Mr. Clayborne? (My Wedding Quotes) Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It’s a thing you don’t see nowadays (My Wedding Quotes) Sadly for my wedding plans, I learned that Nestor is a bardash. I envy the men who enjoy his favors. He has always treated me with friendship which I now value more than my old romantic feelings (My Wedding Quotes) Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me (My Wedding Quotes) I can wear a sexy dress to any red carpet event. My wedding is my chance to go all the way and wear a princess silhouette (My Wedding Quotes) My wife’s not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life (My Wedding Quotes) No wedding bells for me anymore. I’ve been happily married to my profession for years. (My Wedding Quotes) I’ve worn a dress at my wedding. I’ve worn 6-inch Louboutins. I’ve got no fear and no shame (My Wedding Quotes) People are often enamored with my Super Bowl ring. But it’s my wedding ring that I’m most proud of. And having a good marriage takes even more work than winning a Super Bowl (My Wedding Quotes) In 1996, the players at the VSB tournament in Amsterdam sent me a card for my wedding with this dedication, ‘Anand congrats on your wedding. You were a great player, now be ready to lose 50 points’ (My Wedding Quotes) I use Pinterest for everything. Book collections, trips, hobbies. It’s all there. I planned my wedding on it. When I had a kid, I planned all his stuff on it. So it was nice to discover that I wasn’t the only one (My Wedding Quotes) I ate no butcher’s meat, lived chiefly on fruits, vegetables, and fish, and never drank a glass of spirits or wine until my wedding day. To this I attribute my continual good health, endurance, and an iron constitution (My Wedding Quotes) My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it’s all ages and everyone seems to be having fun. (My Wedding Quotes) My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time (My Wedding Quotes) Whenever I get married, it will be a Bengali wedding. If I won’t have a Bengali wedding, my mother won’t come. She has warned me. So, I am going to have a Bengali wedding for sure. (My Wedding Quotes) My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her. (My Wedding Quotes) I put every ounce of myself into my work, but also it’s important that I don’t miss every single wedding of my best friends. (My Wedding Quotes) I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off (My Wedding Quotes) I want a marriage more beautiful than my wedding (My Wedding Quotes) I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding (My Wedding Quotes) I like wearing my wedding ring, it’s nice (My Wedding Quotes)

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