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My Wife Quotes

When I was 25, I believed I could change the world. At 41, I have come to the realization that I cannot change my wife, my church, or my kids, to say nothing of the world. Try as I might, I have not been able to manufacture outcomes the way I thought I could, either in my own life or other people’s Picture Quote #1

My wife wonders why all women do not seek anglers for husbands. She has come in contact with many in her life with me and she claims that they all have a sweetness in their nature which others lack Picture Quote #1

I’m also the father of three beautiful children and I’ve been married to my wife for 18 years, and we’ve been together for 20 years, so I have a very tender side Picture Quote #1

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country Picture Quote #1

One might say I have decided to marry the silence of the forest. The sweet dark warmth of the whole world will have to be my wife Picture Quote #1

My only regret is that we didn’t have more kids. I came from a family of four kids, but my wife and I just started too late Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well,... My wife says she’s a widow to the computer Picture Quote #1

I take two walks up hills each day, and bike ride each morning. I also have an exercise bike to increase my heart rate. My wife and I have been going to a personal trainer for weights and balance twice a week for 10 years. My balance has improved tremendously and the weights decrease my age. I only feel 52, not 82 Picture Quote #1

It’s a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I’d miss her Picture Quote #1

My kids accuse me and my wife of being fascists and overly concerned about tech, and they say that none of their friends have the same rules... That’s because we have seen the dangers of technology firsthand. I’ve seen it in myself, I don’t want to see that happen to my kids Picture Quote #1

I learnt the lesson on nonviolence from my wife, when I tried to bend her to my will. Her determined resistance to my will on the one hand, and her quiet submission to the suffering my stupidity involved on the other, ultimately made me ashamed of myself and cured me of my stupidity in thinking that I was born to rule over her Picture Quote #1

I’m able to lead my life as well as make a film. My wife and my friends and people around me know that I do tend to distance myself a little bit during the making of a film, but I have to, it’s a natural part of the process for me because you are indulging in the headspace of somebody else, you are investing in the psychology of somebody else and you are becoming somebody else, and so there isn’t enough room for you and that somebody else Picture Quote #1

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We’re all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we’re ashes, we go back to the fire. I like that image. There has to be a unifying theory. I think there is a continuity of some kind, that my love for my wife will go on past the death of my body. Nature is perfect Picture Quote #1

I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad Picture Quote #1

Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don’t go there Picture Quote #1

In my home, who is my boss? If you ask my wife she’ll say certainly not her. She claims that she can’t make me do anything and so she’s not my boss. I am. I’m pretty sure, maybe Picture Quote #1

If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn’t like, you can bet your ass it ain’t in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky Picture Quote #1

I can’t get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife’s breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar Picture Quote #1

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My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked Picture Quote #1

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked Picture Quote #1

People are whupped. I’m whupped. My wife is whupped. Unless it’s your job to be curious, who really has the time to sit and ask questions and explore issues? Picture Quote #1

I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress Picture Quote #1

I am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect man Picture Quote #1

That’s silly talk... Talk to my wife. She’ll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper Picture Quote #1

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I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven’t been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife I didn’t put up for that stuff just to come in second Picture Quote #1

The fact that I can make a living and support three kids and my wife doing what I love to do... who does that? That’s golden. It’s a very privileged thing Picture Quote #1

For some reason, I never felt the need to have kids. My wife feels the same. We don’t feel a void. I don’t think they would give my life meaning. I do think of the books as my children, though. Whatever is inside of me, I put into my books Picture Quote #1

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I’m not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! Picture Quote #1

It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them Picture Quote #1

I don’t do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife’s macaroni and cheese Picture Quote #1

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When I was 25, I believed I could change the world. At 41, I have come to the realization that I cannot change my wife, my church, or my kids, to say nothing of the world. Try as I might, I have not been able to manufacture outcomes the way I thought I could, either in my own life or other people’s (My Wife Quotes) My wife wonders why all women do not seek anglers for husbands. She has come in contact with many in her life with me and she claims that they all have a sweetness in their nature which others lack (My Wife Quotes) I’m also the father of three beautiful children and I’ve been married to my wife for 18 years, and we’ve been together for 20 years, so I have a very tender side (My Wife Quotes) Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country (My Wife Quotes) One might say I have decided to marry the silence of the forest. The sweet dark warmth of the whole world will have to be my wife (My Wife Quotes) My only regret is that we didn’t have more kids. I came from a family of four kids, but my wife and I just started too late (My Wife Quotes) I’ve always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well,... My wife says she’s a widow to the computer (My Wife Quotes) I take two walks up hills each day, and bike ride each morning. I also have an exercise bike to increase my heart rate. My wife and I have been going to a personal trainer for weights and balance twice a week for 10 years. My balance has improved tremendously and the weights decrease my age. I only feel 52, not 82 (My Wife Quotes) It’s a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I’d miss her (My Wife Quotes) My kids accuse me and my wife of being fascists and overly concerned about tech, and they say that none of their friends have the same rules... That’s because we have seen the dangers of technology firsthand. I’ve seen it in myself, I don’t want to see that happen to my kids (My Wife Quotes) I learnt the lesson on nonviolence from my wife, when I tried to bend her to my will. Her determined resistance to my will on the one hand, and her quiet submission to the suffering my stupidity involved on the other, ultimately made me ashamed of myself and cured me of my stupidity in thinking that I was born to rule over her (My Wife Quotes) I’m able to lead my life as well as make a film. My wife and my friends and people around me know that I do tend to distance myself a little bit during the making of a film, but I have to, it’s a natural part of the process for me because you are indulging in the headspace of somebody else, you are investing in the psychology of somebody else and you are becoming somebody else, and so there isn’t enough room for you and that somebody else (My Wife Quotes) We’re all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we’re ashes, we go back to the fire. I like that image. There has to be a unifying theory. I think there is a continuity of some kind, that my love for my wife will go on past the death of my body. Nature is perfect (My Wife Quotes) I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad (My Wife Quotes) Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don’t go there (My Wife Quotes) In my home, who is my boss? If you ask my wife she’ll say certainly not her. She claims that she can’t make me do anything and so she’s not my boss. I am. I’m pretty sure, maybe (My Wife Quotes) If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn’t like, you can bet your ass it ain’t in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky (My Wife Quotes) I can’t get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife’s breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar (My Wife Quotes) My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked (My Wife Quotes) I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked (My Wife Quotes) People are whupped. I’m whupped. My wife is whupped. Unless it’s your job to be curious, who really has the time to sit and ask questions and explore issues? (My Wife Quotes) I try to exercise in nature, and I try to play golf once a month. The last time I played golf with my wife, however, she got better scores than me, which became an additional source of stress (My Wife Quotes) I am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect man (My Wife Quotes) That’s silly talk... Talk to my wife. She’ll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper (My Wife Quotes) I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven’t been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife I didn’t put up for that stuff just to come in second (My Wife Quotes) The fact that I can make a living and support three kids and my wife doing what I love to do... who does that? That’s golden. It’s a very privileged thing (My Wife Quotes) For some reason, I never felt the need to have kids. My wife feels the same. We don’t feel a void. I don’t think they would give my life meaning. I do think of the books as my children, though. Whatever is inside of me, I put into my books (My Wife Quotes) My wife lost all her credit cards, but I’m not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! (My Wife Quotes) It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them (My Wife Quotes) I don’t do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife’s macaroni and cheese (My Wife Quotes)

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