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My Wife Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass Picture Quote #1

My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I'm the world's worst liar, anyway Picture Quote #1

I did two things on my seventy fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army Picture Quote #1

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said Picture Quote #1

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats Picture Quote #1

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend Picture Quote #1

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My wife was afraid of the dark... Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light Picture Quote #1

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them Picture Quote #1

I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel Picture Quote #1

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me Picture Quote #1

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have built trust with our children and have always had open communication Picture Quote #1

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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable Picture Quote #1

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat Picture Quote #1

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks Picture Quote #1

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone Picture Quote #1

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar Picture Quote #1

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely Picture Quote #1

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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves Picture Quote #1

My wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear Picture Quote #1

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express Picture Quote #1

My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay Picture Quote #1

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size Picture Quote #1

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat Picture Quote #1

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My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? Picture Quote #1

My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make breakfast Picture Quote #1

I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live Picture Quote #1

I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison Picture Quote #1

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, get off of me, you two! Picture Quote #1

I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it Picture Quote #1

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass (My Wife Quotes) My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I'm the world's worst liar, anyway (My Wife Quotes) I did two things on my seventy fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army (My Wife Quotes) My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said (My Wife Quotes) Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats (My Wife Quotes) My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend (My Wife Quotes) My wife was afraid of the dark... Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light (My Wife Quotes) I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them (My Wife Quotes) I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel (My Wife Quotes) My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me (My Wife Quotes) I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I have built trust with our children and have always had open communication (My Wife Quotes) I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable (My Wife Quotes) My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat (My Wife Quotes) I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks (My Wife Quotes) I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone (My Wife Quotes) I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar (My Wife Quotes) My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely (My Wife Quotes) My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves (My Wife Quotes) My wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear (My Wife Quotes) All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express (My Wife Quotes) My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay (My Wife Quotes) I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size (My Wife Quotes) I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat (My Wife Quotes) My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? (My Wife Quotes) My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make breakfast (My Wife Quotes) I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live (My Wife Quotes) I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison (My Wife Quotes) I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, get off of me, you two! (My Wife Quotes) I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it (My Wife Quotes)

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