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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it (My Wife Quotes)
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! (My Wife Quotes)
I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do (My Wife Quotes)
If you was my wife, she say, I'd cover you up with kisses stead of licks, and work hard for you too (My Wife Quotes)
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers (My Wife Quotes)
My wife is beginning to instruct me on means to retrieve dreams, and bit by bit, it does seem to be working (My Wife Quotes)
I'm very fortunate in that I don't have money problems. I have lunch with my wife at home. I don't have to commute, so I have much more time with my family (My Wife Quotes)
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving (My Wife Quotes)
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again (My Wife Quotes)
I crave fit disposition for my wife; due reference of place, and exhibition; with such accommodation, and besort, as levels with her breeding (My Wife Quotes)
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family (My Wife Quotes)
When I'm working, I'm very purposeful and everything else gets out of focus. Something I've had to work on together with my wife is how to acknowledge each other in the midst of this and keep the relationship going (My Wife Quotes)
As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; the third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife (My Wife Quotes)
My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me - not so much the positive stuff, but the damage (My Wife Quotes)
My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of the industrial age, in which you are an appendage of a machine that sets the pace (My Wife Quotes)
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace (My Wife Quotes)
I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home (My Wife Quotes)
I wake up at 5:30, 6 in the morning, but don't head into the office right away. I like to hang out with my wife, talk about things, get some coffee, you know (My Wife Quotes)
If one area I felt it was a tough election was I couldn't see my young son and I couldn't see my wife a lot, but apart from that for her also it was an experience (My Wife Quotes)
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful (My Wife Quotes)
I couldn't see tying myself down with a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own (My Wife Quotes)
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat (My Wife Quotes)
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' (My Wife Quotes)
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it (My Wife Quotes)
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' (My Wife Quotes)
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida (My Wife Quotes)
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine (My Wife Quotes)
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself (My Wife Quotes)
I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair (My Wife Quotes)
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't (My Wife Quotes)