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My Wife Quotes

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but can she climb a tree Picture Quote #1

One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she’s pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you’re not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months Picture Quote #1

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright Picture Quote #1

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties... welcome to my world Picture Quote #1

My wife told me I’m not as disgusting to her as I used to be Picture Quote #1

My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things went on right merrily. But now I live here by myself with hardly a damn thing on the shelf, and pass my days with little cheer since I have parted from my dear Picture Quote #1

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Freedom has never been free... I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them Picture Quote #1

My wife and I don’t have kids and people are down on us about it. But we’re just not wired that way, so don’t tell me I have to Picture Quote #1

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family Picture Quote #1

Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don’t really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago Picture Quote #1

My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy Picture Quote #1

Fifty percent of all meaningful education takes place in the home. What do you share with your child? You share your interests. I was a book person. I read with my son. My wife is an artist. She dragged his little butt around to museums. He’s an illustrator of children’s books Picture Quote #1

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So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner. I don’t know anyone except my wife who isn’t a big time sinner Picture Quote #1

I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that Picture Quote #1

I have a love for astronomy; Aruna, my wife, and I love travelling, so whenever we get an opportunity, we set off to explore places that have tickled our interest. We are also wildlife enthusiasts Picture Quote #1

Hey, I don’t have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I’ve failed as much as I’ve succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you, my kind of successes Picture Quote #1

My wife’s dying upstairs and I can’t do anything about it. I look in her face and I see the memories there. I see how I hurt her and how I said the wrong things and how I got angry and how I wasn’t the man she hoped I’d be. I see that in her face and I see she’s going to die with that. You think I’m not preoccupied? Picture Quote #1

If I’m away from you for more than an hour, I can’t stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself... I know you don’t believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I’d want to be your knight in shining armor. You’ve been through so much. I don’t want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain Picture Quote #1

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My wife is my first audience. She’s a tough lady, so I can’t say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast Picture Quote #1

I’m still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit Picture Quote #1

I don’t think so. Anyways, I don’t spend money. My wife spends money... sorry wife Picture Quote #1

I also want to apologize to my fans, to the kids, everyone who’s affected by the situation me and my wife are in Picture Quote #1

My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don’t notice it any more Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind my wife having to last word. In fact I’m delighted when she reaches it Picture Quote #1

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My wife of 57 years was buried today beside our son, who died in 1941 as a result of a truck accident when he was hitchhiking to take a job. She has longed for him all these years, and now she is with him. I know they are embraced in happiness Picture Quote #1

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye Picture Quote #1

We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife’s which is forked Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I’m going to the office, and it’s the beach Picture Quote #1

On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise. Some more travel, spending quality time with my family and just getting the most I can out of my wife and daughter Picture Quote #1

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime Picture Quote #1

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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but can she climb a tree (My Wife Quotes) One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she’s pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you’re not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months (My Wife Quotes) I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties... welcome to my world (My Wife Quotes) My wife told me I’m not as disgusting to her as I used to be (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things went on right merrily. But now I live here by myself with hardly a damn thing on the shelf, and pass my days with little cheer since I have parted from my dear (My Wife Quotes) Freedom has never been free... I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I don’t have kids and people are down on us about it. But we’re just not wired that way, so don’t tell me I have to (My Wife Quotes) Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family (My Wife Quotes) Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don’t really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago (My Wife Quotes) My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy (My Wife Quotes) Fifty percent of all meaningful education takes place in the home. What do you share with your child? You share your interests. I was a book person. I read with my son. My wife is an artist. She dragged his little butt around to museums. He’s an illustrator of children’s books (My Wife Quotes) So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner. I don’t know anyone except my wife who isn’t a big time sinner (My Wife Quotes) I have not made any plans for the future, and my wife would kill me if I announced anything before that (My Wife Quotes) I have a love for astronomy; Aruna, my wife, and I love travelling, so whenever we get an opportunity, we set off to explore places that have tickled our interest. We are also wildlife enthusiasts (My Wife Quotes) Hey, I don’t have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I’ve failed as much as I’ve succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you, my kind of successes (My Wife Quotes) My wife’s dying upstairs and I can’t do anything about it. I look in her face and I see the memories there. I see how I hurt her and how I said the wrong things and how I got angry and how I wasn’t the man she hoped I’d be. I see that in her face and I see she’s going to die with that. You think I’m not preoccupied? (My Wife Quotes) If I’m away from you for more than an hour, I can’t stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself... I know you don’t believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I’d want to be your knight in shining armor. You’ve been through so much. I don’t want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain (My Wife Quotes) My wife is my first audience. She’s a tough lady, so I can’t say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast (My Wife Quotes) I’m still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit (My Wife Quotes) I don’t think so. Anyways, I don’t spend money. My wife spends money... sorry wife (My Wife Quotes) I also want to apologize to my fans, to the kids, everyone who’s affected by the situation me and my wife are in (My Wife Quotes) My wife’s nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don’t notice it any more (My Wife Quotes) I don’t mind my wife having to last word. In fact I’m delighted when she reaches it (My Wife Quotes) My wife of 57 years was buried today beside our son, who died in 1941 as a result of a truck accident when he was hitchhiking to take a job. She has longed for him all these years, and now she is with him. I know they are embraced in happiness (My Wife Quotes) My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye (My Wife Quotes) We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife’s which is forked (My Wife Quotes) It’s hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I’m going to the office, and it’s the beach (My Wife Quotes) On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise. Some more travel, spending quality time with my family and just getting the most I can out of my wife and daughter (My Wife Quotes) A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime (My Wife Quotes)

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