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Napkin Quotes

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin Picture Quote #1

Never buy anything that you can’t illustrate on the back of a napkin Picture Quote #1

She’s been on more laps than a napkin Picture Quote #1

The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin Picture Quote #1

Beauty without intelligence, is a masterpiece painted on a napkin Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it’s staring at me, I will place my napkin over the remaining portion. This is what I frequently refer to as a ‘food funeral.’ Picture Quote #1

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And if the boy have not a woman's gift to rain a shower of commanded tears, an onion will do well for such a shift, which in a napkin being close conveyed shall in despite enforce a watery eye Picture Quote #1

Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s a mint on your pillow before bed Picture Quote #1

The stagflation of the 1970s blessed us with damaging wage and price controls and the utterly counterintuitive supply-side notion - famously drawn on a napkin - that cutting taxes would lead to higher tax revenues Picture Quote #1

Our country is a place where hope can be born and great companies, organizations and non-profits can spring up from an idea birthed on the back of a coffee-shop napkin Picture Quote #1

Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have Picture Quote #1

I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job Picture Quote #1

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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’ Picture Quote #1

My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I’d ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I’d sketch shoes and shoes and shoes Picture Quote #1

Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs Picture Quote #1

There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there Picture Quote #1

We don’t choose our talents; but we needn’t hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want Picture Quote #1

So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth Picture Quote #1

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Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency Picture Quote #1

Imagine censors that wouldn’t let you sit in a man’s lap. I’ve been in more laps than a napkin! Picture Quote #1

When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They’re really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches Picture Quote #1

Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s a mint on your pillow before bed Picture Quote #1

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant... because I believe in myself Picture Quote #1

After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine; a gourmet, repressing his burp, criticizes the food in the same magazine; a gourmand belches happily and tells everybody where he ate; a glutton empraces the white porcelain alter, or more plainly, he barfs Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been in more laps than a napkin (Napkin Quotes) Never buy anything that you can’t illustrate on the back of a napkin (Napkin Quotes) She’s been on more laps than a napkin (Napkin Quotes) The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin (Napkin Quotes) Beauty without intelligence, is a masterpiece painted on a napkin (Napkin Quotes) Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it’s staring at me, I will place my napkin over the remaining portion. This is what I frequently refer to as a ‘food funeral.’ (Napkin Quotes) And if the boy have not a woman's gift to rain a shower of commanded tears, an onion will do well for such a shift, which in a napkin being close conveyed shall in despite enforce a watery eye (Napkin Quotes) Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s a mint on your pillow before bed. (Napkin Quotes) The stagflation of the 1970s blessed us with damaging wage and price controls and the utterly counterintuitive supply-side notion - famously drawn on a napkin - that cutting taxes would lead to higher tax revenues. (Napkin Quotes) Our country is a place where hope can be born and great companies, organizations and non-profits can spring up from an idea birthed on the back of a coffee-shop napkin. (Napkin Quotes) Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have (Napkin Quotes) I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job (Napkin Quotes) You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’ (Napkin Quotes) My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I’d ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I’d sketch shoes and shoes and shoes (Napkin Quotes) Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs (Napkin Quotes) There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is that it can serve as a perfect hiding place. Practically nobody is nosey enough to take the napkin off a lap to see what is hidden there (Napkin Quotes) We don’t choose our talents; but we needn’t hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want (Napkin Quotes) So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth (Napkin Quotes) Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency (Napkin Quotes) Imagine censors that wouldn’t let you sit in a man’s lap. I’ve been in more laps than a napkin! (Napkin Quotes) When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They’re really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches (Napkin Quotes) Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s a mint on your pillow before bed (Napkin Quotes) I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant... because I believe in myself (Napkin Quotes) After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine; a gourmet, repressing his burp, criticizes the food in the same magazine; a gourmand belches happily and tells everybody where he ate; a glutton empraces the white porcelain alter, or more plainly, he barfs (Napkin Quotes)