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Never Trust Quotes

I always warn aspiring reporters to observe three basic rules: 1. Never trust an editor. 2. Never trust an editor. 3. Never trust an editor Picture Quote #1

People have been telling me I’m a failure and that I’m doing it all wrong for 20 years now. Never trust anybody when they tell you how your story goes. You know your story. You write your own story Picture Quote #1

A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors Picture Quote #1

You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance Picture Quote #1

I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don’t Picture Quote #1

Never trust a second thought. Where there is two there is three. You will end up thinking forever Picture Quote #1

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I don’t hate journalists. You can’t hate a class of people. It’s wrong to say that. But I do think they’re a bit like poison. Never trust them. You can’t trust them as a class of people. It’s their job not to be trusted Picture Quote #1

Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit Picture Quote #1

Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one Picture Quote #1

Never trust a man who won’t accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased Picture Quote #1

I never trust people with no appetite. It’s like they’re always holding something back on you Picture Quote #1

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb Picture Quote #1

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Never trust girls who let themselves be touched right away. But even less those who need a priest for approval Picture Quote #1

Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring Picture Quote #1

Like some dogs: kick them once and they never trust you again, no matter how nice you are to them Picture Quote #1

Never trust the man who has reason to suspect that you know he has injured you Picture Quote #1

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes Picture Quote #1

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins Picture Quote #1

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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey. Doesn't try it on Picture Quote #1

Never trust a government that doesn't trust it's own citizens with guns Picture Quote #1

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain Picture Quote #1

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache Picture Quote #1

I’ve never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points Picture Quote #1

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn’t try it on Picture Quote #1

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Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire Picture Quote #1

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright Picture Quote #1

You can never trust anyone once you’ve had to trap them in a cage Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry that I never trusted you. I don’t know how to do that anymore Picture Quote #1

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead Picture Quote #1

Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything Picture Quote #1

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I always warn aspiring reporters to observe three basic rules: 1. Never trust an editor. 2. Never trust an editor. 3. Never trust an editor (Never Trust Quotes) People have been telling me I’m a failure and that I’m doing it all wrong for 20 years now. Never trust anybody when they tell you how your story goes. You know your story. You write your own story (Never Trust Quotes) A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors (Never Trust Quotes) You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance (Never Trust Quotes) I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don’t (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a second thought. Where there is two there is three. You will end up thinking forever (Never Trust Quotes) I don’t hate journalists. You can’t hate a class of people. It’s wrong to say that. But I do think they’re a bit like poison. Never trust them. You can’t trust them as a class of people. It’s their job not to be trusted (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man who won’t accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased (Never Trust Quotes) I never trust people with no appetite. It’s like they’re always holding something back on you (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust girls who let themselves be touched right away. But even less those who need a priest for approval (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring (Never Trust Quotes) Like some dogs: kick them once and they never trust you again, no matter how nice you are to them (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust the man who has reason to suspect that you know he has injured you (Never Trust Quotes) I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey. Doesn't try it on (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a government that doesn't trust it's own citizens with guns (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain (Never Trust Quotes) Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache (Never Trust Quotes) I’ve never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn’t try it on (Never Trust Quotes) Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright (Never Trust Quotes) You can never trust anyone once you’ve had to trap them in a cage (Never Trust Quotes) I’m sorry that I never trusted you. I don’t know how to do that anymore (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead (Never Trust Quotes) Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything (Never Trust Quotes)

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