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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un reportedly has had 15 of his top officials executed. So the lesson here is when Kim Jong Un comes to work with a new haircut, you tell him, ‘Looking good, Un.’ (New Haircut Quotes)
I’m having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I’d just get a new haircut. It’s good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It’s just a haircut folks! It’s not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it’ll grow back! (New Haircut Quotes)
I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a picture of my foot on the front page of a national newspaper is a bit exceptional (New Haircut Quotes)
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don’t understand why she’s crying. I’m the one who has to get a new girlfriend (New Haircut Quotes)