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Ronnie’s new nickname is IFF. The I’m F*%ked Foundation. He’s a client and the president! (New President Quotes)
Jeb Bush welcomed his fourth grandchild. The new Bush grandchild is happy, healthy, and will be running for president in 2048 (New President Quotes)
President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy (New President Quotes)
According to a new poll, nearly six out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democrats (New President Quotes)
Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. The marathon was won in record time by a Democrat candidate running away from President Obama (New President Quotes)
It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they’re finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can’t get enough gridlock (New President Quotes)
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers (New President Quotes)
President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands (New President Quotes)
During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help make the change. Of course, most people agreed with him, since that’s how term limits work (New President Quotes)
The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that’s what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee (New President Quotes)
I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama’s new slogan is ‘Spare Change You Can Believe In.’ (New President Quotes)
President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they’re called Kerry campaign workers (New President Quotes)
Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he’s not doing good in Afghanistan either (New President Quotes)
President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before (New President Quotes)
This criticism is ridiculous. The twenty-five hundreth anniversary celebration cost me less than the inauguration of each new president of the United States (New President Quotes)
In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq’s missile threat. Hey, he’s a guy (New President Quotes)
President Obama, right after the Gabby Gifford shooting said we need to usher in a new era of civil discourse in politics. But not heeding his own advice (New President Quotes)
President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights. (New President Quotes)
Every new invention is like a baby. You think it may cure cancer or become the president, but in the end, you’re happy it just stays out of jail. (New President Quotes)
Tonight, the daughter of an immigrant from Italy has been chosen to run for vice president in the new land my father came to love. (New President Quotes)
Democrats are committed to mapping a new direction in Iraq, and we will work with the President and the new Defense Secretary to ensure that the will of the American people guides our future actions. (New President Quotes)
Cross the wrong state border with your gun, or wake up one morning to new legislation or a new presidential executive order, and suddenly you’re the bad guy, not the good guy. No wonder some gun owners seem so touchy; they feel, at some level, like criminals in waiting. (New President Quotes)
Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House. (New President Quotes)
Bush met with former President Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter is 76 years old, or as Democrats call him ‘their bright new star of the future.’ (New President Quotes)
When 25 percent of the population believe the President should be impeached and 51 percent of the population believe in UFOs, you may or may not need a new President, but you definitely need a new population (New President Quotes)
I think he intends to run for president... I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters (New President Quotes)
Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush (New President Quotes)
A new poll shows that Tiger Woods’ popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama’s popularity is also at 33 percent, but Tiger had more fun getting there (New President Quotes)
President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his? (New President Quotes)
A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama’s economic policy is also his climate change policy (New President Quotes)
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