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New Year's Quotes
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As a standup comedian, I’ve worked almost every New Year’s Eve of my adult life. It’s the best-paying night of the year (New Year's Quotes)
I don’t really have a New Year’s resolution to go on a diet or anything like that. I am who I am, and I don’t want to be somebody else (New Year's Quotes)
It’s not a giant thing, like graduation, Mardi Gras, Halloween or New Year’s. We do get business from it. That’s why we put stuff out; we don’t skip it. It’s our big thing for March (New Year's Quotes)
Make New Year’s goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you’re interested in fully living life in the year to come (New Year's Quotes)
On New Year’s Eve he ould make a resolution to recover some his previous scepticism, but until then he would do as the Romans do, and smile at people even if he disapproved of them (New Year's Quotes)
Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year’s prayer, not a resolution. I’m praying for courage (New Year's Quotes)
I have a New Year’s tradition. I lay all my travel dreams on the table, sort them out, prioritize, and begin the process of turning those dreams into reality (New Year's Quotes)
Within 7 days, 75% of people will have given up on their New Year’s resolutions; that’s tomorrow. Evaluate yourself. Don’t be one of them (New Year's Quotes)
I had a New Year’s kiss once. But it was like, ‘Let’s start the year off together,’ and then we wound up breaking up the night after! (New Year's Quotes)
I’m a very thoughtful, forward-thinking, planner kind of person. I love Excel spreadsheets and five-year-plans, and I love to review every year how my New Year’s resolutions went (New Year's Quotes)
I’m from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year’s there once. I’m not trying to namedrop (New Year's Quotes)
A New Year’s resolution that I can never keep? To be able to make decisions (New Year's Quotes)
Calgary wins for my coldest New Year’s Eve gig. That’s when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers’ breath coming out of my phone (New Year's Quotes)
St. Patrick’s Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It’s not the biggest. It’s right behind New Year’s Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party (New Year's Quotes)
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left (New Year's Quotes)
On New Year’s Day every calendar, large and small, has the same number of dates. But we soon learn that the years are of very different lengths (New Year's Quotes)
Celebratin’ New Year’s Eve is like eatin’ oranges. You got to let go your dignity t’ really enjoy ‘em (New Year's Quotes)
May your rice never burn,’ is the New Year’s greeting of the Chinese. ‘May it never be gummy,’ is ours (New Year's Quotes)
I won’t be going to any New Year’s Eve parties because I think they’re naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties (New Year's Quotes)
You staying home all alone on New Year’s Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it’s just another set of numbers passing you by (New Year's Quotes)
Games were moved to New Year’s Eve as part of a plan by college football executives where they want to create a tradition of watching football on New Year’s Eve. (New Year's Quotes)
For many years, I tried to make New Year’s resolutions. I made lists and shot for great heights: I would show altruism and exert moral strength, patience and all those other great attributes. (New Year's Quotes)
From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining (New Year's Quotes)
Or he can work it out as a metrical and formal exercise, but he will be disappointed in its content. The New Year’s prospect fairly chills his daunting breast (New Year's Quotes)
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution (New Year's Quotes)
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day (New Year's Quotes)
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive (New Year's Quotes)
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears (New Year's Quotes)
To me, doing a gay pride show is one of the most fun things. My first show that paid more than $10,000 was in a gay club on New Year’s Eve in San Francisco (New Year's Quotes)
I’m usually at home and in bed by 10 o’clock. I do not want to be out at anybody’s New Year’s Eve party (New Year's Quotes)
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