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New Year's Eve Quotes

I love watching ‘Twilight Zone.’ New Year’s Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year Picture Quote #1

New Year’s Eve was always a big occasion at home with the family. Every year we would get the karaoke machine out and I’d entertain everyone, even as a young kid Picture Quote #1

New Year’s Eve to Valentine’s Day is our peak season, and in many ways, Valentine’s Day is our Christmas. Everybody in the world makes the same three New Year’s resolutions: health, career and money, and love Picture Quote #1

To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year’s Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class Picture Quote #1

You staying home all alone on New Year’s Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it’s just another set of numbers passing you by Picture Quote #1

I won’t be going to any New Year’s Eve parties because I think they’re naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties Picture Quote #1

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Celebratin’ New Year’s Eve is like eatin’ oranges. You got to let go your dignity t’ really enjoy ‘em Picture Quote #1

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left Picture Quote #1

St. Patrick’s Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It’s not the biggest. It’s right behind New Year’s Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party Picture Quote #1

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year’s Eve gig. That’s when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers’ breath coming out of my phone Picture Quote #1

As a standup comedian, I’ve worked almost every New Year’s Eve of my adult life. It’s the best-paying night of the year Picture Quote #1

On New Year’s Eve he ould make a resolution to recover some his previous scepticism, but until then he would do as the Romans do, and smile at people even if he disapproved of them Picture Quote #1

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I’m usually at home and in bed by 10 o’clock. I do not want to be out at anybody’s New Year’s Eve party Picture Quote #1

To me, doing a gay pride show is one of the most fun things. My first show that paid more than $10,000 was in a gay club on New Year’s Eve in San Francisco Picture Quote #1

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears Picture Quote #1

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive Picture Quote #1

Every New Year’s Eve, I have a pact to do something I never thought I’d do. So I created this list. You have to free your mind to do things you wouldn’t think of doing. Don’t ever say no Picture Quote #1

Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year’s Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself Picture Quote #1

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New Year’s Eve, we’re going to be doing a concert with the Philadelphia Orchestra in Symphony Hall. It makes me feel good, because of all the people they could have had, they wanted me! We do have to do a little work with the rhythm section Picture Quote #1

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time Picture Quote #1

There's no such thing as too much sparkle on new year's eve! Picture Quote #1

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to Picture Quote #1

Avoid noisy, expensive, overhyped New Year's Eve parties by hanging out at our place wondering what you're missing at those parties Picture Quote #1

I would like to remind the management that the drinks are watered and the hat-check girl has syphilis and the band is composed of former ss monsters However since it is new year's eve and I have lip cancer I will place my paper hat on my concussion and dance Picture Quote #1

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I love watching ‘Twilight Zone.’ New Year’s Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year (New Year's Eve Quotes) New Year’s Eve was always a big occasion at home with the family. Every year we would get the karaoke machine out and I’d entertain everyone, even as a young kid. (New Year's Eve Quotes) New Year’s Eve to Valentine’s Day is our peak season, and in many ways, Valentine’s Day is our Christmas. Everybody in the world makes the same three New Year’s resolutions: health, career and money, and love. (New Year's Eve Quotes) To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year’s Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class. (New Year's Eve Quotes) You staying home all alone on New Year’s Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it’s just another set of numbers passing you by (New Year's Eve Quotes) I won’t be going to any New Year’s Eve parties because I think they’re naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties (New Year's Eve Quotes) Celebratin’ New Year’s Eve is like eatin’ oranges. You got to let go your dignity t’ really enjoy ‘em (New Year's Eve Quotes) I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left (New Year's Eve Quotes) St. Patrick’s Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It’s not the biggest. It’s right behind New Year’s Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party (New Year's Eve Quotes) Calgary wins for my coldest New Year’s Eve gig. That’s when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers’ breath coming out of my phone (New Year's Eve Quotes) As a standup comedian, I’ve worked almost every New Year’s Eve of my adult life. It’s the best-paying night of the year (New Year's Eve Quotes) On New Year’s Eve he ould make a resolution to recover some his previous scepticism, but until then he would do as the Romans do, and smile at people even if he disapproved of them (New Year's Eve Quotes) I’m usually at home and in bed by 10 o’clock. I do not want to be out at anybody’s New Year’s Eve party (New Year's Eve Quotes) To me, doing a gay pride show is one of the most fun things. My first show that paid more than $10,000 was in a gay club on New Year’s Eve in San Francisco (New Year's Eve Quotes) The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears (New Year's Eve Quotes) New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive (New Year's Eve Quotes) Every New Year’s Eve, I have a pact to do something I never thought I’d do. So I created this list. You have to free your mind to do things you wouldn’t think of doing. Don’t ever say no (New Year's Eve Quotes) Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year’s Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself (New Year's Eve Quotes) New Year’s Eve, we’re going to be doing a concert with the Philadelphia Orchestra in Symphony Hall. It makes me feel good, because of all the people they could have had, they wanted me! We do have to do a little work with the rhythm section (New Year's Eve Quotes) Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time (New Year's Eve Quotes) There's no such thing as too much sparkle on new year's eve! (New Year's Eve Quotes) Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to (New Year's Eve Quotes) Avoid noisy, expensive, overhyped New Year's Eve parties by hanging out at our place wondering what you're missing at those parties (New Year's Eve Quotes) I would like to remind the management that the drinks are watered and the hat-check girl has syphilis and the band is composed of former ss monsters However since it is new year's eve and I have lip cancer I will place my paper hat on my concussion and dance (New Year's Eve Quotes)