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New Year Eve Quotes

Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year’s Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself Picture Quote #1

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive Picture Quote #1

I’m usually at home and in bed by 10 o’clock. I do not want to be out at anybody’s New Year’s Eve party Picture Quote #1

I love watching ‘Twilight Zone.’ New Year’s Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year Picture Quote #1

As a standup comedian, I’ve worked almost every New Year’s Eve of my adult life. It’s the best-paying night of the year Picture Quote #1

St. Patrick’s Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It’s not the biggest. It’s right behind New Year’s Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party Picture Quote #1

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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left Picture Quote #1

Celebratin’ New Year’s Eve is like eatin’ oranges. You got to let go your dignity t’ really enjoy ‘em Picture Quote #1

I won’t be going to any New Year’s Eve parties because I think they’re naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties Picture Quote #1

To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year’s Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class Picture Quote #1

Happy new year everbody! And remember: be kind to eachother Picture Quote #1

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Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year’s Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself (New Year Eve Quotes) New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive (New Year Eve Quotes) I’m usually at home and in bed by 10 o’clock. I do not want to be out at anybody’s New Year’s Eve party (New Year Eve Quotes) I love watching ‘Twilight Zone.’ New Year’s Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year (New Year Eve Quotes) As a standup comedian, I’ve worked almost every New Year’s Eve of my adult life. It’s the best-paying night of the year (New Year Eve Quotes) St. Patrick’s Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It’s not the biggest. It’s right behind New Year’s Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party (New Year Eve Quotes) I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left (New Year Eve Quotes) Celebratin’ New Year’s Eve is like eatin’ oranges. You got to let go your dignity t’ really enjoy ‘em (New Year Eve Quotes) I won’t be going to any New Year’s Eve parties because I think they’re naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties (New Year Eve Quotes) To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year’s Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class. (New Year Eve Quotes) Happy new year everbody! And remember: be kind to eachother (New Year Eve Quotes)