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Noel Fielding Quotes

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own Picture Quote #1

I’ve got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved Picture Quote #1

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool Picture Quote #1

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead Picture Quote #1

When I was 13 I told my dad I’d rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I’d need to earn a living somehow, but he’s been totally behind me, forking out money he didn’t really have to send me to university. Every other comedian I’ve met had to fight their parents to be allowed to do this but mine have been brilliant Picture Quote #1

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, You’re going to go to art college. I didn’t really know what that meant Picture Quote #1

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Yeah? Rock ‘n’ Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I’ll be living on an island with a small Indian boy Picture Quote #1

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once Picture Quote #1

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? Picture Quote #1

It’s impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho! Picture Quote #1

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them Picture Quote #1

I never did that badly with women when I wasn’t on telly, but it’s a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I’m comfortable with. It’s strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards Picture Quote #1

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My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat Picture Quote #1

When I’m 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me Picture Quote #1

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it Picture Quote #1

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes Picture Quote #1

I don’t really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn’t really a joke, just tiny moments Picture Quote #1

I’d like to punch out a really old lady. There’d be no repercussions Picture Quote #1

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Never try and go on a solo mission on your own (Noel Fielding Quotes) I’ve got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.. (Noel Fielding Quotes) When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. (Noel Fielding Quotes) All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead. (Noel Fielding Quotes) When I was 13 I told my dad I’d rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I’d need to earn a living somehow, but he’s been totally behind me, forking out money he didn’t really have to send me to university. Every other comedian I’ve met had to fight their parents to be allowed to do this but mine have been brilliant. (Noel Fielding Quotes) When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, You’re going to go to art college. I didn’t really know what that meant. (Noel Fielding Quotes) Yeah? Rock ‘n’ Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I’ll be living on an island with a small Indian boy (Noel Fielding Quotes) You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once (Noel Fielding Quotes) You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs? (Noel Fielding Quotes) It’s impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho! (Noel Fielding Quotes) Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them (Noel Fielding Quotes) I never did that badly with women when I wasn’t on telly, but it’s a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I’m comfortable with. It’s strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman’s wig backwards (Noel Fielding Quotes) My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat (Noel Fielding Quotes) When I’m 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me (Noel Fielding Quotes) Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it (Noel Fielding Quotes) I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes (Noel Fielding Quotes) I don’t really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn’t really a joke, just tiny moments (Noel Fielding Quotes) I’d like to punch out a really old lady. There’d be no repercussions (Noel Fielding Quotes)