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Norm MacDonald Quotes

Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish Picture Quote #1

I love writing - it’s the best. But I really hate collaboration Picture Quote #1

I’m happy doing stand-up, but I’ll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I’ll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology Picture Quote #1

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today Picture Quote #1

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes Picture Quote #1

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault Picture Quote #1

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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form Picture Quote #1

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit Picture Quote #1

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers Picture Quote #1

It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct Picture Quote #1

Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers Picture Quote #1

It is better to be idle than employed in ill Picture Quote #1

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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost Picture Quote #1

In love, we are best pleased when we please others Picture Quote #1

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart Picture Quote #1

Few people love with the violence they hate Picture Quote #1

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it Picture Quote #1

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices Picture Quote #1

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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong Picture Quote #1

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated Picture Quote #1

I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself. That’s what I’ve always loved the most, of anything Picture Quote #1

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship Picture Quote #1

I sort of try to write everything for me. I’m a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don’t remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I’m trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they’re accessible to everyone Picture Quote #1

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can’t stay in the same place. People think you’re a loser Picture Quote #1

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I have always loved Las Vegas. It’s a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that Picture Quote #1

I’m a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don’t remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren’t in very good shape Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any ego about it, but I find there’s not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you’re dead Picture Quote #1

I started on ‘Saturday Night Live’ the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn’t get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest Picture Quote #1

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that’s all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! Picture Quote #1

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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I love writing - it’s the best. But I really hate collaboration (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I’m happy doing stand-up, but I’ll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I’ll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to harness it. What I like best about it is the independent movie style and the ability to just be completely reckless within that world. I like that a lot. I just have to acquaint myself with technology (Norm MacDonald Quotes) RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Few criminals die sensible of their crimes (Norm MacDonald Quotes) If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers (Norm MacDonald Quotes) It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers (Norm MacDonald Quotes) It is better to be idle than employed in ill (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost (Norm MacDonald Quotes) In love, we are best pleased when we please others (Norm MacDonald Quotes) In love, first please the eye, then win the heart (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Few people love with the violence they hate (Norm MacDonald Quotes) If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong (Norm MacDonald Quotes) It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself. That’s what I’ve always loved the most, of anything (Norm MacDonald Quotes) Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I sort of try to write everything for me. I’m a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don’t remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I’m trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they’re accessible to everyone (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can’t stay in the same place. People think you’re a loser (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I have always loved Las Vegas. It’s a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I’m a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don’t remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio (Norm MacDonald Quotes) When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren’t in very good shape (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I don’t have any ego about it, but I find there’s not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you’re dead (Norm MacDonald Quotes) I started on ‘Saturday Night Live’ the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn’t get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest (Norm MacDonald Quotes) My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that’s all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! (Norm MacDonald Quotes)

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