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Norman Wisdom Quotes

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse Picture Quote #1

I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have Picture Quote #1

When you’re as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own Picture Quote #1

What I like doing most is making children laugh Picture Quote #1

Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play Picture Quote #1

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh Picture Quote #1

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorr Picture Quote #1

But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get Picture Quote #1

I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces Picture Quote #1

I owe everything to the army Picture Quote #1

My father used to be away for months at a time, and he’d never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it Picture Quote #1

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My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad Picture Quote #1

You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag Picture Quote #1

But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get Picture Quote #1

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two Picture Quote #1

Don’t get me wrong: I’m overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do Picture Quote #1

I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good Picture Quote #1

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All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved Picture Quote #1

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano Picture Quote #1

I do play drums when I’m on tour Picture Quote #1

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good Picture Quote #1

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it’s going to take longer than you’d ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there’s many of them, all over the world Picture Quote #1

I’m still constantly thinking of ideas. I don’t feel 90. I think I’m about 12 Picture Quote #1

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My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place Picture Quote #1

I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over Picture Quote #1

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad Picture Quote #1

You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag Picture Quote #1

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse Picture Quote #1

I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces Picture Quote #1

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Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have (Norman Wisdom Quotes) When you’re as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own (Norman Wisdom Quotes) What I like doing most is making children laugh (Norman Wisdom Quotes) Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorr (Norman Wisdom Quotes) But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I owe everything to the army (Norman Wisdom Quotes) My father used to be away for months at a time, and he’d never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) Don’t get me wrong: I’m overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good. (Norman Wisdom Quotes) All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I do play drums when I’m on tour (Norman Wisdom Quotes) At my age, the radiation will probably do me good (Norman Wisdom Quotes) Well if I was going to describe my audience, it’s going to take longer than you’d ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there’s many of them, all over the world (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I’m still constantly thinking of ideas. I don’t feel 90. I think I’m about 12 (Norman Wisdom Quotes) My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over (Norman Wisdom Quotes) My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven’t got that, it’s very sad (Norman Wisdom Quotes) You know I’ve got a chum, a smashing mate, he’s got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It’s true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag (Norman Wisdom Quotes) Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse (Norman Wisdom Quotes) I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces (Norman Wisdom Quotes)

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