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Not Being Boring Quotes

I’ve hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I’m a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That’s what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground Picture Quote #1

Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me Picture Quote #1

I am not a socialite, though I seem to have got the reputation for being one. I have some very good friends who happen to be in so-called Society; but Society as such is a bore and holds no fascination for me Picture Quote #1

You ought not to be ashamed of being bored. What you ought to be ashamed of is being boring Picture Quote #1

Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It’s an occupational hazard of being a wife Picture Quote #1

I am the model middle child. I am patient and I like to take care of everyone. Being called nice is a compliment. It’s not a boring way to describe me Picture Quote #1

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The pop-star thing bores me because it’s somebody programming someone else. Stand over here, sing that, no, sing it like this, talk like that, when they ask you this, don’t say that, say this, hold that, drive this, stay here, live there - you’re not even a human being. You’re a puppet Picture Quote #1

I love the idea of things being strict and things being uniform. That’s the reason why I surround each collection with humor or irony. I want to make sure that it’s not too serious and that there is some element that throws it off because otherwise that would make it really boring. There’s always a story that’s somewhat fantastical Picture Quote #1

If I’m extremely bored and I don’t have a book with me and I’m being an obnoxious teenager, I’ll read ‘BuzzFeed’ on my phone. But even that just leaves me feeling icky because I think for some reason my comfort zone is to just not really be in the loop about stuff like awards shows or things like that Picture Quote #1

Christopher Hitchens, the late essayist and sot, was a man who purposefully cultivated a lot of friends of a certain type - rich, self-important, generally dim-witted and hence easy for a well-spoken Oxbridge debater to impress - and he electrified Washington D.C. society mainly by not being a completely charmless bore Picture Quote #1

Not being boring is quite a challenge Picture Quote #1

Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring Picture Quote #1

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I’ve hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I’m a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That’s what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground (Not Being Boring Quotes) Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me (Not Being Boring Quotes) I am not a socialite, though I seem to have got the reputation for being one. I have some very good friends who happen to be in so-called Society; but Society as such is a bore and holds no fascination for me (Not Being Boring Quotes) You ought not to be ashamed of being bored. What you ought to be ashamed of is being boring. (Not Being Boring Quotes) Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It’s an occupational hazard of being a wife. (Not Being Boring Quotes) I am the model middle child. I am patient and I like to take care of everyone. Being called nice is a compliment. It’s not a boring way to describe me. (Not Being Boring Quotes) The pop-star thing bores me because it’s somebody programming someone else. Stand over here, sing that, no, sing it like this, talk like that, when they ask you this, don’t say that, say this, hold that, drive this, stay here, live there - you’re not even a human being. You’re a puppet. (Not Being Boring Quotes) I love the idea of things being strict and things being uniform. That’s the reason why I surround each collection with humor or irony. I want to make sure that it’s not too serious and that there is some element that throws it off because otherwise that would make it really boring. There’s always a story that’s somewhat fantastical. (Not Being Boring Quotes) If I’m extremely bored and I don’t have a book with me and I’m being an obnoxious teenager, I’ll read ‘BuzzFeed’ on my phone. But even that just leaves me feeling icky because I think for some reason my comfort zone is to just not really be in the loop about stuff like awards shows or things like that. (Not Being Boring Quotes) Christopher Hitchens, the late essayist and sot, was a man who purposefully cultivated a lot of friends of a certain type - rich, self-important, generally dim-witted and hence easy for a well-spoken Oxbridge debater to impress - and he electrified Washington D.C. society mainly by not being a completely charmless bore. (Not Being Boring Quotes) Not being boring is quite a challenge (Not Being Boring Quotes) Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring (Not Being Boring Quotes)