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A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke Picture Quote #1

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it’s not funny. There’s no conflict Picture Quote #1

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It’s not funny! It was real Picture Quote #1

I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: ‘not sexy,’ ‘not funny,’ ‘too intense,’ desperate.’ All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn’t a trace of my true self left Picture Quote #1

Reynie’s fce fell. ‘It’s not funny, Kate.’ For a moment - a fleeting moment - Kate looked desperately sad. ‘Well, of course it’s not funny, Reynie Muldoon. But what do you want me to do? Cry? Picture Quote #1

Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else Picture Quote #1

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Any of you who have members of your family in the lifestyle, we have a member of our family that is [lesbian]. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say that this is gay Picture Quote #1

Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over a bolonga sandwich. That’s not funny, of course. But, if you knew Jay, neither is it particularly suprising Picture Quote #1

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren’t funny - not because they’re offensive, but because they’re not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it’s not funny Picture Quote #1

I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn’t like it is because it’s not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny Picture Quote #1

Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way Picture Quote #1

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That’s not funny Picture Quote #1

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Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they’re not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself Picture Quote #1

I always hate telling my jokes in print ‘cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, ‘Oh, so that’s what that guy does in his stand-up? That’s terrible.’ Picture Quote #1

Shakespeare - it’s not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it’s meant to be funny it’s not funny Picture Quote #1

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious Picture Quote #1

I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you’re not funny at all Picture Quote #1

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny Picture Quote #1

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What’s politically correct a lot of times is not funny Picture Quote #1

These jokes the world plays, they’re not funny at all Picture Quote #1

Mental illness is not funny Picture Quote #1

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me Picture Quote #1

You’re not funny and nobody likes you! Picture Quote #1

If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny Picture Quote #1

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I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny Picture Quote #1

Not funny ha ha, funny weird Picture Quote #1

It's not funny when you're next Picture Quote #1

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk Picture Quote #1

I'm not funny. What I am is brave Picture Quote #1

If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny Picture Quote #1

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A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke. (Not Funny Quotes) But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it’s not funny. There’s no conflict (Not Funny Quotes) I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It’s not funny! It was real (Not Funny Quotes) I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: ‘not sexy,’ ‘not funny,’ ‘too intense,’ desperate.’ All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn’t a trace of my true self left (Not Funny Quotes) Reynie’s fce fell. ‘It’s not funny, Kate.’ For a moment - a fleeting moment - Kate looked desperately sad. ‘Well, of course it’s not funny, Reynie Muldoon. But what do you want me to do? Cry? (Not Funny Quotes) Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else (Not Funny Quotes) Any of you who have members of your family in the lifestyle, we have a member of our family that is [lesbian]. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say that this is gay (Not Funny Quotes) Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over a bolonga sandwich. That’s not funny, of course. But, if you knew Jay, neither is it particularly suprising (Not Funny Quotes) Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren’t funny - not because they’re offensive, but because they’re not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn’t like it is because it’s not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny (Not Funny Quotes) Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way (Not Funny Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they’re not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself (Not Funny Quotes) I always hate telling my jokes in print ‘cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, ‘Oh, so that’s what that guy does in his stand-up? That’s terrible.’ (Not Funny Quotes) Shakespeare - it’s not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it’s meant to be funny it’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious. (Not Funny Quotes) I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you’re not funny at all (Not Funny Quotes) Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny (Not Funny Quotes) What’s politically correct a lot of times is not funny (Not Funny Quotes) These jokes the world plays, they’re not funny at all (Not Funny Quotes) Mental illness is not funny (Not Funny Quotes) The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me (Not Funny Quotes) You’re not funny and nobody likes you! (Not Funny Quotes) If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) Not funny ha ha, funny weird (Not Funny Quotes) It's not funny when you're next (Not Funny Quotes) A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk (Not Funny Quotes) I'm not funny. What I am is brave (Not Funny Quotes) If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny (Not Funny Quotes)

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