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Obituaries Quotes

It’s like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews Picture Quote #1

People have been writing premature obituaries on the women’s movement since its beginning Picture Quote #1

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure Picture Quote #1

If you start the day reading the obituaries, you live your day a little differently Picture Quote #1

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order Picture Quote #1

Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to finish with a proper conclusion Picture Quote #1

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I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases ‘neutral facial expression’ and ‘screaming in agony.’ Picture Quote #1

I’ve done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I’m not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes Picture Quote #1

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day Picture Quote #1

I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day Picture Quote #1

Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to finish with a proper conclusion Picture Quote #1

When I read obituaries I always note the age of the deceased. Automatically I relate this figure to my own age. Four years to go, I think. Nine more years. Two years and I’m dead. The power of numbers is never more evident than when we use them to speculate on the time of our dying Picture Quote #1

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Nothing is dead: men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals and mournful obituaries, and there they stand looking out ofthe window, sound and well, in some new and strange disguise Picture Quote #1

It’s sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and survivors. Why last? If you’ve got grandkids, you know they’re first when it comes to the joy in your life Picture Quote #1

Read obituaries. They are just like biographies, only shorter. They remind us that interesting, successful people rarely lead orderly, linear lives Picture Quote #1

Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient Picture Quote #1

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries Picture Quote #1

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It’s like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews (Obituaries Quotes) People have been writing premature obituaries on the women’s movement since its beginning (Obituaries Quotes) I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure (Obituaries Quotes) If you start the day reading the obituaries, you live your day a little differently (Obituaries Quotes) I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order (Obituaries Quotes) Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to finish with a proper conclusion. (Obituaries Quotes) I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases ‘neutral facial expression’ and ‘screaming in agony.’ (Obituaries Quotes) I’ve done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I’m not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes. (Obituaries Quotes) I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day (Obituaries Quotes) I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day (Obituaries Quotes) Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to finish with a proper conclusion (Obituaries Quotes) When I read obituaries I always note the age of the deceased. Automatically I relate this figure to my own age. Four years to go, I think. Nine more years. Two years and I’m dead. The power of numbers is never more evident than when we use them to speculate on the time of our dying (Obituaries Quotes) Nothing is dead: men feign themselves dead, and endure mock funerals and mournful obituaries, and there they stand looking out ofthe window, sound and well, in some new and strange disguise (Obituaries Quotes) It’s sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and survivors. Why last? If you’ve got grandkids, you know they’re first when it comes to the joy in your life (Obituaries Quotes) Read obituaries. They are just like biographies, only shorter. They remind us that interesting, successful people rarely lead orderly, linear lives (Obituaries Quotes) Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient (Obituaries Quotes) Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries (Obituaries Quotes)