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Ogden Nash Quotes

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different Picture Quote #1

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world Picture Quote #1

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long Picture Quote #1

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind Picture Quote #1

Too clever is dumb Picture Quote #1

Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long Picture Quote #1

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Bankers are just like everyone else only richer Picture Quote #1

But all ladies think they weigh too much Picture Quote #1

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz. : That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is Picture Quote #1

I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker sex’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm Picture Quote #1

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance Picture Quote #1

The garden is a raging sea, the hurricane is snarling; Oh, happy you and happy me! Isn’t the lightning darling? Picture Quote #1

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The dog is man’s best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath Picture Quote #1

Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot Picture Quote #1

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road Picture Quote #1

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways Picture Quote #1

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I’m never sure. Are you? Picture Quote #1

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it Picture Quote #1

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Tonight’s December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it’s midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year! Picture Quote #1

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father Picture Quote #1

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs Picture Quote #1

It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important Picture Quote #1

Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around Picture Quote #1

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig Picture Quote #1

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Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Picture Quote #1

Baclli swarm within my portalsSuch as ne’r conceived by mortals,But, bred by scientists,Wise and hoary in some Olympian laboratory.Bacteria as large as miceWith feet of fire and heads of ice,Who never interrupt for slumberTheir stomping, elephantine rumba.( From the poem--- The Common Cold ) Picture Quote #1

But that wasn’t fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result that whenever you mention Old Testament soldiers to people they say Oh yes, they’re the ones that a lot of wolves dressed up in gold and purple ate them Picture Quote #1

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you? Picture Quote #1

The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I’ve also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest Picture Quote #1

The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! Picture Quote #1

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different (Ogden Nash Quotes) Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world (Ogden Nash Quotes) Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long (Ogden Nash Quotes) Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind (Ogden Nash Quotes) Too clever is dumb (Ogden Nash Quotes) Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long (Ogden Nash Quotes) Bankers are just like everyone else only richer (Ogden Nash Quotes) But all ladies think they weigh too much (Ogden Nash Quotes) Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz. : That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is (Ogden Nash Quotes) I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker sex’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm (Ogden Nash Quotes) I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance (Ogden Nash Quotes) The garden is a raging sea, the hurricane is snarling; Oh, happy you and happy me! Isn’t the lightning darling? (Ogden Nash Quotes) The dog is man’s best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath (Ogden Nash Quotes) Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot (Ogden Nash Quotes) Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road (Ogden Nash Quotes) Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways (Ogden Nash Quotes) The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I’m never sure. Are you? (Ogden Nash Quotes) This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it (Ogden Nash Quotes) Tonight’s December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it’s midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year! (Ogden Nash Quotes) But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father (Ogden Nash Quotes) And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs (Ogden Nash Quotes) It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important (Ogden Nash Quotes) Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around. (Ogden Nash Quotes) The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. (Ogden Nash Quotes) Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? (Ogden Nash Quotes) Baclli swarm within my portalsSuch as ne’r conceived by mortals,But, bred by scientists,Wise and hoary in some Olympian laboratory.Bacteria as large as miceWith feet of fire and heads of ice,Who never interrupt for slumberTheir stomping, elephantine rumba.( From the poem--- The Common Cold ) (Ogden Nash Quotes) But that wasn’t fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result that whenever you mention Old Testament soldiers to people they say Oh yes, they’re the ones that a lot of wolves dressed up in gold and purple ate them. (Ogden Nash Quotes) Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you? (Ogden Nash Quotes) The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I’ve also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest. (Ogden Nash Quotes) The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! (Ogden Nash Quotes)

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