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Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody’s reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech. (Ogden Nash Quotes)
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control (Ogden Nash Quotes)
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle (Ogden Nash Quotes)
All that glitters is sold as gold (Ogden Nash Quotes)
To love is an active verb (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The old men know when an old man dies (Ogden Nash Quotes)
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor (Ogden Nash Quotes)
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you (Ogden Nash Quotes)
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? (Ogden Nash Quotes)
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late (Ogden Nash Quotes)
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all (Ogden Nash Quotes)
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up (Ogden Nash Quotes)
Snow is all right while it is snowing; it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going (Ogden Nash Quotes)
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly (Ogden Nash Quotes)
O money, money, money. I’m not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly (Ogden Nash Quotes)
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more (Ogden Nash Quotes)