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Ogden Nash Quotes

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? Picture Quote #1

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive Picture Quote #1

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them Picture Quote #1

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift Picture Quote #1

I don’t care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don’t say them to my face Picture Quote #1

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick Picture Quote #1

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No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind their having a lot of money, and I don’t care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it Picture Quote #1

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it Picture Quote #1

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force Picture Quote #1

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm Picture Quote #1

Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around Picture Quote #1

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Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for Picture Quote #1

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons Picture Quote #1

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all Picture Quote #1

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it Picture Quote #1

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends Picture Quote #1

I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it Picture Quote #1

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Behold the hippopotamus! We laugh at how he looks to us, and yet in moments dank and grim, I wonder how we look to him Picture Quote #1

It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a quarrel Picture Quote #1

May I join you in the doghouse, rover? I wish to retire till the party’s over Picture Quote #1

The sky is now indelible ink, the branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder Picture Quote #1

Home is heaven and orgies are vile, but I like an orgy, once in a while Picture Quote #1

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable Picture Quote #1

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The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can’t cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor Picture Quote #1

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody’s reach, and it is much more interesting than any other form of speech Picture Quote #1

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus Picture Quote #1

A cough is something that you yourself can’t help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you Picture Quote #1

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open Picture Quote #1

My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me off of the world Picture Quote #1

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Every new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? (Ogden Nash Quotes) Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive (Ogden Nash Quotes) Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them (Ogden Nash Quotes) The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift (Ogden Nash Quotes) I don’t care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don’t say them to my face (Ogden Nash Quotes) A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick (Ogden Nash Quotes) No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed (Ogden Nash Quotes) I don’t mind their having a lot of money, and I don’t care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it (Ogden Nash Quotes) People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it (Ogden Nash Quotes) Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force (Ogden Nash Quotes) I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm (Ogden Nash Quotes) Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around (Ogden Nash Quotes) Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for (Ogden Nash Quotes) I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons (Ogden Nash Quotes) I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all (Ogden Nash Quotes) People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it (Ogden Nash Quotes) There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends (Ogden Nash Quotes) I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it (Ogden Nash Quotes) Behold the hippopotamus! We laugh at how he looks to us, and yet in moments dank and grim, I wonder how we look to him (Ogden Nash Quotes) It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real life it takes only one to make a quarrel (Ogden Nash Quotes) May I join you in the doghouse, rover? I wish to retire till the party’s over (Ogden Nash Quotes) The sky is now indelible ink, the branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder (Ogden Nash Quotes) Home is heaven and orgies are vile, but I like an orgy, once in a while (Ogden Nash Quotes) I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable (Ogden Nash Quotes) The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can’t cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor (Ogden Nash Quotes) Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody’s reach, and it is much more interesting than any other form of speech (Ogden Nash Quotes) A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus (Ogden Nash Quotes) A cough is something that you yourself can’t help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you (Ogden Nash Quotes) Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open (Ogden Nash Quotes) My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me off of the world (Ogden Nash Quotes)

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