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Ogden Nash Quotes

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of Picture Quote #1

My garden will never make me famous, I’m a horticultural ignoramus Picture Quote #1

If called by a panther, don’t anther Picture Quote #1

I claim there ain’t Another Saint As great as Valentine Picture Quote #1

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world Picture Quote #1

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony Picture Quote #1

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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window Picture Quote #1

In the world of mules there are no rules Picture Quote #1

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain’t Picture Quote #1

A lady is known by the product she endorses Picture Quote #1

Some people’s money is merited and other people’s is inherited Picture Quote #1

I’d rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet Picture Quote #1

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Progress might have been all right once, but it’s gone on too long Picture Quote #1

Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind Picture Quote #1

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer Picture Quote #1

Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up Picture Quote #1

Here’s a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb Picture Quote #1

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different Picture Quote #1

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A dog’s best friend is his illiteracy Picture Quote #1

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long Picture Quote #1

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind Picture Quote #1

Too clever is dumb Picture Quote #1

Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long Picture Quote #1

Bankers are just like everyone else only richer Picture Quote #1

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But all ladies think they weigh too much Picture Quote #1

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road Picture Quote #1

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig Picture Quote #1

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! Picture Quote #1

Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer Picture Quote #1

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel Picture Quote #1

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of (Ogden Nash Quotes) My garden will never make me famous, I’m a horticultural ignoramus (Ogden Nash Quotes) If called by a panther, don’t anther (Ogden Nash Quotes) I claim there ain’t Another Saint As great as Valentine (Ogden Nash Quotes) Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world (Ogden Nash Quotes) The reason for much matrimony is patrimony (Ogden Nash Quotes) When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window (Ogden Nash Quotes) In the world of mules there are no rules (Ogden Nash Quotes) You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain’t (Ogden Nash Quotes) A lady is known by the product she endorses (Ogden Nash Quotes) Some people’s money is merited and other people’s is inherited (Ogden Nash Quotes) I’d rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet (Ogden Nash Quotes) Progress might have been all right once, but it’s gone on too long (Ogden Nash Quotes) Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind (Ogden Nash Quotes) Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer (Ogden Nash Quotes) Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up (Ogden Nash Quotes) Here’s a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb (Ogden Nash Quotes) Time is like the ocean, always there, always different (Ogden Nash Quotes) A dog’s best friend is his illiteracy (Ogden Nash Quotes) Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long (Ogden Nash Quotes) Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind (Ogden Nash Quotes) Too clever is dumb (Ogden Nash Quotes) Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long (Ogden Nash Quotes) Bankers are just like everyone else only richer (Ogden Nash Quotes) But all ladies think they weigh too much (Ogden Nash Quotes) Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road (Ogden Nash Quotes) The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. (Ogden Nash Quotes) How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge! (Ogden Nash Quotes) Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer (Ogden Nash Quotes) In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel (Ogden Nash Quotes)

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