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Old Lady Quotes

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny Picture Quote #1

Three quarters of the American population literally believe in religious miracles. The numbers who believe in the devil, in resurrection, in God doing this and that - it’s astonishing. These numbers aren’t duplicated anywhere else in the industrial world. You’d have to maybe go to mosques in Iran or do a poll among old ladies in Sicily to get numbers like this. Yet this is the American population Picture Quote #1

When I’m an old lady, I’m going to have my pick of the young men. They’ll be like, ‘She’s Miss Mary Jane!’ The young boys will think I’m a hot old lady Picture Quote #1

I’ve been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It’s very important to give back as a youth. It’s as simple as helping an old lady across the street or giving up your seat on the bus for someone who is pregnant Picture Quote #1

But, dear God, don’t listen to me. I’m an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet Picture Quote #1

She’s useful to me, I’m useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions Picture Quote #1

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I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ Picture Quote #1

If I go up to Harlem or down to Sixth Street, and I’m not dressed up or I’m not wearing my jewelry, then the people feel I’m talking down to them. People expect to see Mrs. Astor, not some dowdy old lady, and I don’t intend to disappoint Picture Quote #1

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I’ll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven’t done with the old lady; far from it! Picture Quote #1

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be left in the past. When I stand next to Kylie, Beyonce or Rihanna, I don’t want to be a decrepit old lady Picture Quote #1

I’ve never really been serious about my villainy. I don’t have a master plan. I suppose my philosophy is: Every villain has a mother. For every cold-blooded killer on your screen, there’s a little old lady somewhere who calls him ‘sonny.’ Picture Quote #1

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My daughter is almost a young lady. She’s going to be 10 years old in December and I want to be there day-in and day-out Picture Quote #1

Women are usually only interesting to studio executives when they are fecund, between the ages of 15 and 30. I decided to get through the really tough patch, around 50, by just cutting my price and playing ten years older. I didn’t want to have to wait until I was an old lady to play one Picture Quote #1

Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like ‘Mama.’ No one ever comes up to me and says ‘Mama’ is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more Picture Quote #1

It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing wrong with being single and not getting married and being, you know, just an old single lady. Who cares? Picture Quote #1

I would that I were an old beggar Rolling a blind pearl eye, For he cannot see my lady Go gallivanting by Picture Quote #1

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Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him? - Lady Macbeth Picture Quote #1

The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine Picture Quote #1

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to die an old lady Picture Quote #1

I won’t quit to become someone’s old lady Picture Quote #1

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady Picture Quote #1

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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down Picture Quote #1

I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me Picture Quote #1

My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims Picture Quote #1

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen Picture Quote #1

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again Picture Quote #1

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights Picture Quote #1

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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny. (Old Lady Quotes) Three quarters of the American population literally believe in religious miracles. The numbers who believe in the devil, in resurrection, in God doing this and that - it’s astonishing. These numbers aren’t duplicated anywhere else in the industrial world. You’d have to maybe go to mosques in Iran or do a poll among old ladies in Sicily to get numbers like this. Yet this is the American population (Old Lady Quotes) When I’m an old lady, I’m going to have my pick of the young men. They’ll be like, ‘She’s Miss Mary Jane!’ The young boys will think I’m a hot old lady (Old Lady Quotes) I’ve been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It’s very important to give back as a youth. It’s as simple as helping an old lady across the street or giving up your seat on the bus for someone who is pregnant (Old Lady Quotes) But, dear God, don’t listen to me. I’m an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet (Old Lady Quotes) She’s useful to me, I’m useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions (Old Lady Quotes) I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ (Old Lady Quotes) If I go up to Harlem or down to Sixth Street, and I’m not dressed up or I’m not wearing my jewelry, then the people feel I’m talking down to them. People expect to see Mrs. Astor, not some dowdy old lady, and I don’t intend to disappoint (Old Lady Quotes) My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I’ll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven’t done with the old lady; far from it! (Old Lady Quotes) Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse (Old Lady Quotes) I don’t want to be left in the past. When I stand next to Kylie, Beyonce or Rihanna, I don’t want to be a decrepit old lady (Old Lady Quotes) I’ve never really been serious about my villainy. I don’t have a master plan. I suppose my philosophy is: Every villain has a mother. For every cold-blooded killer on your screen, there’s a little old lady somewhere who calls him ‘sonny.’ (Old Lady Quotes) My daughter is almost a young lady. She’s going to be 10 years old in December and I want to be there day-in and day-out. (Old Lady Quotes) Women are usually only interesting to studio executives when they are fecund, between the ages of 15 and 30. I decided to get through the really tough patch, around 50, by just cutting my price and playing ten years older. I didn’t want to have to wait until I was an old lady to play one. (Old Lady Quotes) Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like ‘Mama.’ No one ever comes up to me and says ‘Mama’ is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more. (Old Lady Quotes) It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see. (Old Lady Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with being single and not getting married and being, you know, just an old single lady. Who cares? (Old Lady Quotes) I would that I were an old beggar Rolling a blind pearl eye, For he cannot see my lady Go gallivanting by. (Old Lady Quotes) Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him? - Lady Macbeth (Old Lady Quotes) The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine (Old Lady Quotes) I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady (Old Lady Quotes) I don’t want to die an old lady (Old Lady Quotes) I won’t quit to become someone’s old lady (Old Lady Quotes) History, that excitable and unreliable old lady (Old Lady Quotes) The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down (Old Lady Quotes) I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me (Old Lady Quotes) My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims (Old Lady Quotes) If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen (Old Lady Quotes) Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again (Old Lady Quotes) A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights (Old Lady Quotes)

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