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To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid (Old Quotes)
I miss the old days (Old Quotes)
This is how you look when you like a 42 week old pic (Old Quotes)
Okay, and how old are you, McLovin? Old enough. Old enough for what? To party (Old Quotes)
My three year old daughter said she needed raisins (Old Quotes)
This guy was 70 years old when he decided to get in shape. What's your excuse? (Old Quotes)
I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor (Old Quotes)
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die (Old Quotes)
I hope I never will be so old to bump into religion (Old Quotes)
His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding (Old Quotes)
Happy birthday old person! Now where the HELL is my cake! (Old Quotes)
Multi-millionaires: Yes Internationally famous: Yes. Old enough to cross the road without holding hands: No (Old Quotes)
So when is this “old enough to know better” supposed to kick in? (Old Quotes)
I remember when you weren’t so disturbingly old (Old Quotes)
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you (Old Quotes)
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it (Old Quotes)
The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully (Old Quotes)
A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incurable, the helpless are the true gold mines of a culture (Old Quotes)
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people (Old Quotes)
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is (Old Quotes)
One day I'll be old, dead, forgotten. And at this very moment, while I'm sitting here thinking these things, a man in a dingy hotel room is thinking, I will always be here (Old Quotes)
Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are (Old Quotes)
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am (Old Quotes)
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain (Old Quotes)
Young people talk of what they are doing; old people of what they have done; and fools of what they have a mind to do (Old Quotes)
To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part (Old Quotes)
That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They don't remember what it's like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won't do that (Old Quotes)
My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing (Old Quotes)
I've spent 40 thousand dollars on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes. (Old Quotes)
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life (Old Quotes)