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Orgasms Quotes

I was wrong about you. How so? I thought Christmas only comes once a year Picture Quote #1

The mini orgasm you get when stretching in your bed Picture Quote #1

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships Picture Quote #1

I need a hug or an orgasm or a hug and an orgasm. A hugasm Picture Quote #1

Books were a lot less messy than orgasms Picture Quote #1

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances Picture Quote #1

In a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman will inevitably have several hundred orgasms Picture Quote #1

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love Picture Quote #1

Females do not have orgasms every time they have sex Picture Quote #1

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships Picture Quote #1

I love to deliver orgasms to the masses Picture Quote #1

Orgasms are nice, but revolutions are better Picture Quote #1

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers Picture Quote #1

Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency Picture Quote #1

I think it’s a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet to please men, that they have to fake, and they never worry about their own pleasure Picture Quote #1

Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s the most important and I really don’t care about yours Picture Quote #1

Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren’t synonymous Picture Quote #1

What are friends for, but to help each other get through bad times and have multiple orgasms? Picture Quote #1

Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren’t synonymous Picture Quote #1

I may not be a great actress but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little Picture Quote #1

Now? I’m just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate Picture Quote #1

No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back Picture Quote #1

I have to physically attracted to someone. But I can’t just be with someone just because it’s great sex. Because orgasms don’t last long enough Picture Quote #1

Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not Picture Quote #1

Looking at it, I started crying. Maybe it was knowing that I had to give up the fantasy, the enormous life consuming fantasy, that someone or something was going to do this for me – the fantasy that someone was coming to lead my life, to choose direction, to give me orgasms Picture Quote #1

I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you’ll be fine Picture Quote #1

Someday every woman will have orgasms - like every family has color TV - and we can all get on with the business of life Picture Quote #1

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I was wrong about you. How so? I thought Christmas only comes once a year (Orgasms Quotes) The mini orgasm you get when stretching in your bed (Orgasms Quotes) Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships (Orgasms Quotes) I need a hug or an orgasm or a hug and an orgasm. A hugasm (Orgasms Quotes) Books were a lot less messy than orgasms (Orgasms Quotes) Women fake orgasms and men fake finances (Orgasms Quotes) In a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman will inevitably have several hundred orgasms (Orgasms Quotes) Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love (Orgasms Quotes) Females do not have orgasms every time they have sex (Orgasms Quotes) Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships (Orgasms Quotes) I love to deliver orgasms to the masses (Orgasms Quotes) Orgasms are nice, but revolutions are better (Orgasms Quotes) A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers (Orgasms Quotes) Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency (Orgasms Quotes) I think it’s a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet to please men, that they have to fake, and they never worry about their own pleasure (Orgasms Quotes) Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s the most important and I really don’t care about yours (Orgasms Quotes) Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren’t synonymous (Orgasms Quotes) What are friends for, but to help each other get through bad times and have multiple orgasms? (Orgasms Quotes) Back then I confused passions and orgasms with love. It look me years to realize the two weren’t synonymous. (Orgasms Quotes) I may not be a great actress but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little (Orgasms Quotes) Now? I’m just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate (Orgasms Quotes) No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back (Orgasms Quotes) I have to physically attracted to someone. But I can’t just be with someone just because it’s great sex. Because orgasms don’t last long enough (Orgasms Quotes) Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not (Orgasms Quotes) Looking at it, I started crying. Maybe it was knowing that I had to give up the fantasy, the enormous life consuming fantasy, that someone or something was going to do this for me – the fantasy that someone was coming to lead my life, to choose direction, to give me orgasms (Orgasms Quotes) I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you’ll be fine (Orgasms Quotes) Someday every woman will have orgasms - like every family has color TV - and we can all get on with the business of life (Orgasms Quotes)