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P G Wodehouse Quotes
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She’s all for not letting the sun go down without having started something calculated to stagger humanity (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
To say that his conscience was clear would be inaccurate, for he did not have a conscience, but he had what was much better, an alibi (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
There are girls, few perhaps but to be found if one searches carefully, who when their advice is ignored and disaster ensues, do not say I told you so. Mavis was not of their number (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don’t hesitate (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else’s cash (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is no use telling me that there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
When it comes to letting the world in on the secrets of his heart, he has about as much shrinking reticence as a steam calliope (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
... with each new book of mine I have always the feeling that this time I have picked a lemon in the garden of literature (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a merely temporary tiff. Six is big stuff (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
No one so dislikes being punished unjustly as the person who might have been punished justly on scores of previous occasions, if he had only been found out (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn’t steeped to the tonsils in the juice of the grape (P G Wodehouse Quotes)