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P G Wodehouse Quotes
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Flowers are happy things (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests! (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
After all, said the young man, golf is only a game (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
If he had a mind, there was something on it (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Oh, I don’t know, you know, don’t you know? (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
When you’re alone you don’t do much laughing (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She had more curves than a scenic railway (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is the bungled crime that brings remorse (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I expect I shall feel better after tea (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Oh, bertie, if I ever called you a brainless poop who ought to be given a scholarship at some lunatic asylum, I take back the words (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt. (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He was in the frame of mind when a weaker man would have started writing poetry (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Bingo swayed like a jelly in a high wind (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
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