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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I shuddered from stem to stern, as stout barks do when buffeted by the waves (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
If men’s minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
She cried in a voice that hit me between the eyebrows and went out at the back of my head (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
... His head emerged cautiously, like that of a snail taking a look around after a thunderstorm (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
You’re one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It’s a great gift (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
His aspect was that of one who has been looking for the leak in a gas pipe with a lighted candle (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
And shove him into a dungeon with dripping walls and see to it that he is well gnawed by rats (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It just showed once again that half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I’m all for it (P G Wodehouse Quotes)
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom (P G Wodehouse Quotes)