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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender (P J ORourke Quotes)
Jesse Jackson was spending time with his family, or families (P J ORourke Quotes)
You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money (P J ORourke Quotes)
Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros. (P J ORourke Quotes)
I am unboreable in the great outdoors (P J ORourke Quotes)
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it (P J ORourke Quotes)
Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes)
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal (P J ORourke Quotes)
Somalia is so bad that making a mess improves the place (P J ORourke Quotes)
War is a great asshole magnet (P J ORourke Quotes)
There are a few things that people all around the world need to admit to themselves. Trade restraints slow economic growth, the euro is not a reserve currency, and scoreless sports ties are boring (P J ORourke Quotes)
If there are three words that need to be used more in American journalism, commentary, politics, personal life... it’s the magic words ‘I don’t know.’ (P J ORourke Quotes)
A steady job is at least as deleterious to the spirit of bachelorhood as a steady date. Some jobs are worse than actual wives (P J ORourke Quotes)
Despite the fact that meat is made from dead animals, it shouldn’t smell that way. Try this test for meat freshness: close your eyes and see if you can tell the pork chops from a gym locker (P J ORourke Quotes)
Even newlyweds don’t spend much time together, now that few marriages outlast the appliance warranties (P J ORourke Quotes)
Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation’s capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers (P J ORourke Quotes)
Human problems are complex. If something isn’t complex it doesn’t qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about (P J ORourke Quotes)
If the politics of disease are to be understood, particularly in the dreadful countries where this understanding is most needed, then the politics of total collapse have to be understood first (P J ORourke Quotes)
Man has been breeding livestock for ten thousand years and has yet to come up with a monstrous sheep that can trample buildings and graze a whole golf course for breakfast (P J ORourke Quotes)
Saigon is like all the other great modern cities of the world. It’s the mess left from people getting rich (P J ORourke Quotes)
Traffic was like a bad dog. It wasn’t important to look both ways when crossing the street; it was important to not show fear (P J ORourke Quotes)
A debutante party is basically a bar mitzvah with sex in the parking lot. The same rules of egregious display, inedible food, and ridiculous expense are enforced (P J ORourke Quotes)
Guns are always the best method for a private suicide... Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time (P J ORourke Quotes)
There is something more horrible than hoodlums, churls and vipers, and that is knaves with moral justification for their cause (P J ORourke Quotes)
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat (P J ORourke Quotes)
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too (P J ORourke Quotes)
America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased (P J ORourke Quotes)
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue (P J ORourke Quotes)
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective (P J ORourke Quotes)