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Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past (P J ORourke Quotes)
I think the Baby Boom does have a tendency to get its nose in everything. The Greatest Generation had a better tendency to leave people alone. Of course, they also had a better tendency to hate everybody’s guts (P J ORourke Quotes)
We loved cars until the 70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup holders. Most of it has to do with urban sprawl. What began as pleasure ends up in necessity, as so many things do (P J ORourke Quotes)
America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are (P J ORourke Quotes)
If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I’d claim it was forced on our country by a sinister international organization (P J ORourke Quotes)
Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you’ll wish you were, too. (P J ORourke Quotes)
To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt’s is a slur on the poor (P J ORourke Quotes)
The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Our regulatory bodies strive to create honest dealings, fair trades, and a situation in which no one has an advantage over anyone else. But human beings aren’t honest. And all trades are made because one person thinks he’s getting the better of the other, and the other person thinks the same. (P J ORourke Quotes)
China is trying to become America without democracy while America is trying to become France without cheese calories. (P J ORourke Quotes)
The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That’s the price of progress. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring. (P J ORourke Quotes)
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some. (P J ORourke Quotes)
There are two factors in American politics that may seem strange to Europeans: race and religion (P J ORourke Quotes)
Of all the American educational system’s problems, none is more severe than the academic year beginning before Labor Day. (P J ORourke Quotes)
We print journalists are victims of economic forces beyond our control. We were as surprised as everyone else was by the sudden collapse of the reliable reporting market. We had no idea that real news and clear-eyed analysis were being ‘bundled’ with subprime celebrity gossip, ‘U.S. Weekly’ derivatives, and Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie swaps. (P J ORourke Quotes)
In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America. (P J ORourke Quotes)
In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie. (P J ORourke Quotes)
In the wake of Animal House, all of us at the Lampoon had a lot of Hollywood opportunities. We could definitely get people to return phone calls. (P J ORourke Quotes)
To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal. (P J ORourke Quotes)
At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world. (P J ORourke Quotes)
I’ve decided that my motto in life is Get off my lawn. It’s the right answer to everything. (P J ORourke Quotes)
If I bring anything to the table, it’s the fact that not everybody realizes they’re funny. So I just point a finger. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Art Nouveau got its inspiration from nature. The Bauhaus got its inspiration from engineering. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected. (P J ORourke Quotes)
In thirteen years, every aspect of the universe can change - ask a thirteen-year-old (P J ORourke Quotes)
The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with high wages and health and retirement benefits working on the General Livestock Corporation assembly line putting udders on cows. (P J ORourke Quotes)
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place (P J ORourke Quotes)
If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb. (P J ORourke Quotes)