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Pants Quotes

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn’t throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it Picture Quote #1

Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I’m carrying spare pants. Then I’d need a suitcase. Next thing I know, I’ve got a house and a car and a savings plan and I’m filling out all kinds of forms Picture Quote #1

It’s a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It’s a miracle I’m even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes Picture Quote #1

Look, if some guy dressed in his mother’s clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on Picture Quote #1

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone Picture Quote #1

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? Picture Quote #1

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Gary, who’s wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn’t work Picture Quote #1

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants Picture Quote #1

You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself Picture Quote #1

It didn’t matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost Picture Quote #1

I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear Picture Quote #1

Weakness may excite tenderness, and gratify the arrogant pride of man; but the lordly caresses of a protector will not gratify a noble mind that pants for, and deserves to be respected. Fondness is a poor substitute for friendship Picture Quote #1

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It’s a sponge and I’m a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don’t just have square pants, everything about me is squarish because I’m part of a wall Picture Quote #1

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That’s it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana Picture Quote #1

The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don’t Picture Quote #1

I never leave my house. Then I don’t have to put a bra on, and I don’t have to change my pants Picture Quote #1

If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now Picture Quote #1

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I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time Picture Quote #1

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it Picture Quote #1

I’m always fully invested. It’s a great feeling to be caught with your pants up Picture Quote #1

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants Picture Quote #1

You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn’t work. You have to feel sexy Picture Quote #1

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I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants Picture Quote #1

Spend some time observing babies. They don’t work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful Picture Quote #1

Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? Picture Quote #1

When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I’m successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible Picture Quote #1

You’re tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I try not to take advantage of that too often. Very awkward negotiating with people who are sitting around in their underwear Picture Quote #1

I cut the feet out of control top pantyhose one night, threw them on under my white pants and realized that the toning and shaping was perfect and that the hosiery material is thin enough that I could make shape wear out of it Picture Quote #1

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And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn’t throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it (Pants Quotes) Slippery slope. I carry a spare shirt, pretty soon I’m carrying spare pants. Then I’d need a suitcase. Next thing I know, I’ve got a house and a car and a savings plan and I’m filling out all kinds of forms (Pants Quotes) It’s a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It’s a miracle I’m even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes (Pants Quotes) Look, if some guy dressed in his mother’s clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on (Pants Quotes) I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone (Pants Quotes) Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? (Pants Quotes) Gary, who’s wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn’t work (Pants Quotes) Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants (Pants Quotes) You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself (Pants Quotes) It didn’t matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost (Pants Quotes) I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear (Pants Quotes) Weakness may excite tenderness, and gratify the arrogant pride of man; but the lordly caresses of a protector will not gratify a noble mind that pants for, and deserves to be respected. Fondness is a poor substitute for friendship (Pants Quotes) It’s a sponge and I’m a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don’t just have square pants, everything about me is squarish because I’m part of a wall (Pants Quotes) Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That’s it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana (Pants Quotes) The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don’t (Pants Quotes) I never leave my house. Then I don’t have to put a bra on, and I don’t have to change my pants (Pants Quotes) If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on (Pants Quotes) I don’t know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now (Pants Quotes) I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time (Pants Quotes) He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot (Pants Quotes) Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it (Pants Quotes) I’m always fully invested. It’s a great feeling to be caught with your pants up (Pants Quotes) No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants (Pants Quotes) You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn’t work. You have to feel sexy (Pants Quotes) I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants (Pants Quotes) Spend some time observing babies. They don’t work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful (Pants Quotes) Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? (Pants Quotes) When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I’m successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible (Pants Quotes) You’re tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I try not to take advantage of that too often. Very awkward negotiating with people who are sitting around in their underwear (Pants Quotes) I cut the feet out of control top pantyhose one night, threw them on under my white pants and realized that the toning and shaping was perfect and that the hosiery material is thin enough that I could make shape wear out of it (Pants Quotes)

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