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Like a glove!  (Parking Quotes) Problem... solved!  (Parking Quotes) Noticed your driveway was full. All good, found a spot  (Parking Quotes) A whole new level of asshole parking  (Parking Quotes) That's the last time Dan parked like an idiot at the office  (Parking Quotes) God’s watching you! Park like an idiot  (Parking Quotes) Aladdin parks like an asshole  (Parking Quotes) They paved paradise and put up a parking lot  (Parking Quotes) The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces  (Parking Quotes) I’ve always thought that parallel parking was my main talent  (Parking Quotes) The sermon begins in the parking lot  (Parking Quotes) All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas  (Parking Quotes) No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking  (Parking Quotes) My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot  (Parking Quotes) Say no to parking lots!  (Parking Quotes) The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places  (Parking Quotes) Be generous with your time and money - it has an amazingly fast payback. Be in the moment with everyone you love - and this frequently means tuning out work completely. And drive slow in parking lots.  (Parking Quotes) I don’t think you sufficiently reward me for my heroic parallel parking  (Parking Quotes) The thing about her is, she's good-natured. He knew it the second he saw her standing by the parking meters. He could just tell from the soft way her belly looked. With women, you keep bumping against them, because they want different things, they're a different race. Either they give, like a plant, or scrape, like a stone. In all the green world nothing feels as good as a woman's good nature  (Parking Quotes) I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space  (Parking Quotes) I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty  (Parking Quotes) I don’t even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box  (Parking Quotes) As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible  (Parking Quotes) It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas  (Parking Quotes)