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Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage? Picture Quote #1

When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place Picture Quote #1

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I’m harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back Picture Quote #1

Life, Love and Hope’ is... I’m thinking ‘larger picture.’ I’m not trying to preach to anyone. We all get lost and caught up in our everyday problems. Your cellphone doesn’t work or you got a parking ticket, you had a bad day at work. You can lose sight of the really important things in life; that’s what the song is about Picture Quote #1

I hate pulling out... I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing Picture Quote #1

Who will bear witness to these small islands and oases of wildness as land is divided and sold to become strip malls, housing developments,and parking lots? What happens to the natural history here? We must bear witness Picture Quote #1

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Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense is a fate worse than anything imaginable. You’d think offense is one of the most calamitous things that could happen to a human being; right up there with the loss of a limb, or just missing a parking space Picture Quote #1

I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying, Why don’t we just go home? Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to be really careful about what you say and do anywhere you are. I actually had a dream about being in parking garage and having somebody in front of me taking too long to get their change and honking the horn and then yelling back, and getting out and yelling at each other and then seeing it on YouTube the next day Picture Quote #1

On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, Save the whales. Collect the whole set, Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now, and Half the people you know are below average. Typical for the Eastern student body Picture Quote #1

I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space Picture Quote #1

I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth, would I rather spend it at a business meeting or with this woman? I ran across the parking lot, asked her if she’d have dinner with me. She said yes, we walked into town, and we’ve been together ever since Picture Quote #1

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We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters Picture Quote #1

My dad and I are very different people. For example, he’s been stabbed; I’m afraid of bugs. He’s a mechanic; I once had to exchange a broken rental car because I didn’t realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it Picture Quote #1

I’m not in a position where I get to pick and choose roles. I usually go on auditions in long lines and embarrass myself in front of casting directors, and with a lump in my throat and my ears burning, I walk past reception and smirking actors as I go to the parking garage and go back on the highway Picture Quote #1

A parking lot attendant who’s a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who’s a woman Picture Quote #1

I started at home as a kid putting on shows and lip-syncing Michael Jackson for the grown-ups. Then, in musicals and plays in school. At 17, I was performing in coffee shops and in parking lots at Phish shows. At 18, I had a band that played local shows in the Northwest Picture Quote #1

I started performing at home as a kid putting on shows and lip-syncing Michael Jackson for the grown-ups. Then, in musicals and plays in school. At 17, I was performing in coffee shops and in parking lots at Phish shows. At 18, I had a band that played local shows in the Northwest Picture Quote #1

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When I wrote ‘The World Is Flat,’ I said the world is flat. Yeah, we’re all connected. Facebook didn’t exist; Twitter was a sound; the cloud was in the sky; 4G was a parking place; LinkedIn was a prison; applications were what you sent to college; and Skype, for most people, was a typo Picture Quote #1

Most people don’t grow up. It’s too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That’s the truth of it. They honor their credit cards, they find parking spaces, they marry, they have the nerve to have children, but they don’t grow up Picture Quote #1

Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and drive around town parking all over the place Picture Quote #1

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we’d not only have fewer parking tickets, we’d also have much less driving Picture Quote #1

Surprisingly, the Eisenhower Memorial design contains almost none of the known Gehry-box of tricks. His giant etched chain-link curtain, first applied in 1979 to hide an ungracious parking garage at Santa Monica Place, is resurrected for Eisenhower to screen the equally graceless facade of the Department of Education Picture Quote #1

Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall. And while these rocky runts won’t cause Armageddon, they could still flatten such popular hominid hangouts as Manhattan or downtown Des Moines Picture Quote #1

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Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world--an assigned parking space Picture Quote #1

I have never seen a newspaper headline where those in spirit, without physical bodies, carried out evil deeds like a mugger in a parking lot Picture Quote #1

I was 15 years old, taken out into a parking lot on the set of ‘Donny and Marie,’ and at the time I was 5-foot-5 and 103 pounds - like, nothing. I was told I was an embarrassment to my family and the show would be canceled if I didn’t lose 10 pounds Picture Quote #1

My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: ‘Who’s reviewing parking lots?’ Picture Quote #1

Guess what the Redskins have? You know, I take the bus to the games, we park in the parking lot where the visiting team parks. So I go out there after the game and they have a food truck there! And the guy comes over and he cooks food for the Redskins, and they come out to the parking lot before they get on the bus and they go to the food truck! Picture Quote #1

I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot Picture Quote #1

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Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage? (Parking Quotes) When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place (Parking Quotes) If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I’m harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back. (Parking Quotes) Life, Love and Hope’ is... I’m thinking ‘larger picture.’ I’m not trying to preach to anyone. We all get lost and caught up in our everyday problems. Your cellphone doesn’t work or you got a parking ticket, you had a bad day at work. You can lose sight of the really important things in life; that’s what the song is about. (Parking Quotes) I hate pulling out... I mean, I’m really bad at the whole parking thing.... (Parking Quotes) Who will bear witness to these small islands and oases of wildness as land is divided and sold to become strip malls, housing developments,and parking lots? What happens to the natural history here? We must bear witness. (Parking Quotes) Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense is a fate worse than anything imaginable. You’d think offense is one of the most calamitous things that could happen to a human being; right up there with the loss of a limb, or just missing a parking space. (Parking Quotes) I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying, Why don’t we just go home? (Parking Quotes) You’ve got to be really careful about what you say and do anywhere you are. I actually had a dream about being in parking garage and having somebody in front of me taking too long to get their change and honking the horn and then yelling back, and getting out and yelling at each other and then seeing it on YouTube the next day. (Parking Quotes) On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, Save the whales. Collect the whole set, Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now, and Half the people you know are below average. Typical for the Eastern student body. (Parking Quotes) I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space. (Parking Quotes) I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth, would I rather spend it at a business meeting or with this woman? I ran across the parking lot, asked her if she’d have dinner with me. She said yes, we walked into town, and we’ve been together ever since. (Parking Quotes) We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters. (Parking Quotes) My dad and I are very different people. For example, he’s been stabbed; I’m afraid of bugs. He’s a mechanic; I once had to exchange a broken rental car because I didn’t realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it. (Parking Quotes) I’m not in a position where I get to pick and choose roles. I usually go on auditions in long lines and embarrass myself in front of casting directors, and with a lump in my throat and my ears burning, I walk past reception and smirking actors as I go to the parking garage and go back on the highway. (Parking Quotes) A parking lot attendant who’s a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who’s a woman. (Parking Quotes) I started at home as a kid putting on shows and lip-syncing Michael Jackson for the grown-ups. Then, in musicals and plays in school. At 17, I was performing in coffee shops and in parking lots at Phish shows. At 18, I had a band that played local shows in the Northwest. (Parking Quotes) I started performing at home as a kid putting on shows and lip-syncing Michael Jackson for the grown-ups. Then, in musicals and plays in school. At 17, I was performing in coffee shops and in parking lots at Phish shows. At 18, I had a band that played local shows in the Northwest. (Parking Quotes) When I wrote ‘The World Is Flat,’ I said the world is flat. Yeah, we’re all connected. Facebook didn’t exist; Twitter was a sound; the cloud was in the sky; 4G was a parking place; LinkedIn was a prison; applications were what you sent to college; and Skype, for most people, was a typo. (Parking Quotes) Most people don’t grow up. It’s too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That’s the truth of it. They honor their credit cards, they find parking spaces, they marry, they have the nerve to have children, but they don’t grow up. (Parking Quotes) Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and drive around town parking all over the place. (Parking Quotes) If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we’d not only have fewer parking tickets, we’d also have much less driving. (Parking Quotes) Surprisingly, the Eisenhower Memorial design contains almost none of the known Gehry-box of tricks. His giant etched chain-link curtain, first applied in 1979 to hide an ungracious parking garage at Santa Monica Place, is resurrected for Eisenhower to screen the equally graceless facade of the Department of Education. (Parking Quotes) Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall. And while these rocky runts won’t cause Armageddon, they could still flatten such popular hominid hangouts as Manhattan or downtown Des Moines. (Parking Quotes) Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world--an assigned parking space. (Parking Quotes) I have never seen a newspaper headline where those in spirit, without physical bodies, carried out evil deeds like a mugger in a parking lot. (Parking Quotes) I was 15 years old, taken out into a parking lot on the set of ‘Donny and Marie,’ and at the time I was 5-foot-5 and 103 pounds - like, nothing. I was told I was an embarrassment to my family and the show would be canceled if I didn’t lose 10 pounds. (Parking Quotes) My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: ‘Who’s reviewing parking lots?’ (Parking Quotes) Guess what the Redskins have? You know, I take the bus to the games, we park in the parking lot where the visiting team parks. So I go out there after the game and they have a food truck there! And the guy comes over and he cooks food for the Redskins, and they come out to the parking lot before they get on the bus and they go to the food truck! (Parking Quotes) I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot. (Parking Quotes)

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