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Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes

I know you're in there because I can see you through the screen Picture Quote #1

That's gross, I love it Picture Quote #1

I declare everything you are saying is stupid Picture Quote #1

Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I Picture Quote #1

Camping sucks. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy Picture Quote #1

April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person Picture Quote #1

But you moved to South Carolina from where? My mother's uterus Picture Quote #1

I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick Picture Quote #1

One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved Picture Quote #1

Jerry, did you use permanent marker again? Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born Picture Quote #1

Okay, so you always separate your lights from your darks. That's racist Picture Quote #1

Can you photoshop your life with better decisions? Picture Quote #1

I like people, places and things Picture Quote #1

If I had to have a stripper’s name. It would be equality Picture Quote #1

I’m not crying, I’m just allergic to jerks Picture Quote #1

Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? People are idiots, Leslie Picture Quote #1

Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga Picture Quote #1

I don't know how much is in my bank account. And at this point, I'm afraid to look Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I know I'm doing it really, really well Picture Quote #1

And I'll have the number eight. That's a party platter, it serves 12 people. I know what I'm about son Picture Quote #1

I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo. Shhh, look at that thing. Nature is amazing Picture Quote #1

I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures Picture Quote #1

The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples Picture Quote #1

Turf and turf. It's a 16 ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce Porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar Picture Quote #1

Hi there, is there a project I can help you with today? I know more than you Picture Quote #1

When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about hem Picture Quote #1

Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared Picture Quote #1

You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything Picture Quote #1

Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible Picture Quote #1

I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player. He's never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee Picture Quote #1

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I know you're in there because I can see you through the screen (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) That's gross, I love it (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I declare everything you are saying is stupid (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Camping sucks. And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) But you moved to South Carolina from where? My mother's uterus (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Jerry, did you use permanent marker again? Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Okay, so you always separate your lights from your darks. That's racist (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Can you photoshop your life with better decisions? (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I like people, places and things (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If I had to have a stripper’s name. It would be equality (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I’m not crying, I’m just allergic to jerks (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? People are idiots, Leslie (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't know how much is in my bank account. And at this point, I'm afraid to look (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing. But I know I'm doing it really, really well (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) And I'll have the number eight. That's a party platter, it serves 12 people. I know what I'm about son (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo. Shhh, look at that thing. Nature is amazing (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Turf and turf. It's a 16 ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce Porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Hi there, is there a project I can help you with today? I know more than you (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about hem (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That's impossible (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player. He's never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes)

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