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Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes

I don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away Picture Quote #1

I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy, like write things down and speak with people Picture Quote #1

If I was sick, could I do this? What are you doing? Cartwheels. Am I not doing them? No Picture Quote #1

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to. 'Cause then there's more room for me on the low road Picture Quote #1

I really wish I could have your body. What? Eww, like tied up naked in your basement Picture Quote #1

You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? Silence Picture Quote #1

And after that I'm going to show you this log I found. It's got, like, fifty worms on it. I call it

I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life Picture Quote #1

You are such a sore loser. I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious Picture Quote #1

She's been asleep for 22 hours. At one point I thought she was up. But then she went right back to sleep Picture Quote #1

I don't know what to do. Me neither. You give such good advice. Babe, I love you Picture Quote #1

The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful Picture Quote #1

I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. What are these weird symbols? The man who kills me will know Picture Quote #1

Oh hey, baby. If you're going to the kitchen could you make me pancakes real quick? Ooh, are pancakes being made? Picture Quote #1

I don't like lotion. I like my hands to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker Picture Quote #1

Oh, you're not on your period are you? No, does that matter? Well not for this Picture Quote #1

I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in. Hey, Ron, do you need help with anything? No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early Picture Quote #1

You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Happy Potter! That's insane! You love Harry potter! You've seen all 8 movies Picture Quote #1

Got enough leg room back there? Yeah, yeah. You don't have to sit up so far. Yeah, I do Picture Quote #1

I was looking to get some new music and I was wondering if you could recommend anything? The internet Picture Quote #1

The monitor is not a toy, Andy. Anything is a toy if you play with it Picture Quote #1

That's why they call me Prince Charming - I always find the glass slipper for my Cinderella. These shoes are way too tight. Well, the real Cinderella didn't have hippo feet Picture Quote #1

I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't Picture Quote #1

If any of you need anything at all.. too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults Picture Quote #1

There's some secret ingredient in these Nurti-Yum bars that makes me feel so good. Sugar. Its a block of sugar Picture Quote #1

Thank you all for being here. Let's get started. Wow. Great attitude, Ron! Sorry, I was talking to these ribs Picture Quote #1

I think I have found a project I'd actually enjoy doing, helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people Picture Quote #1

Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love Picture Quote #1

I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life Picture Quote #1

I feel great, I ran 5k this morning. Really? No, I threw up in the shower Picture Quote #1

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I don't care about that prize. But I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy, like write things down and speak with people (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If I was sick, could I do this? What are you doing? Cartwheels. Am I not doing them? No (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to. 'Cause then there's more room for me on the low road (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I really wish I could have your body. What? Eww, like tied up naked in your basement (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? Silence (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) And after that I'm going to show you this log I found. It's got, like, fifty worms on it. I call it "worm log." (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You are such a sore loser. I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) She's been asleep for 22 hours. At one point I thought she was up. But then she went right back to sleep (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't know what to do. Me neither. You give such good advice. Babe, I love you (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The whole point of this country is, if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. What are these weird symbols? The man who kills me will know (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Oh hey, baby. If you're going to the kitchen could you make me pancakes real quick? Ooh, are pancakes being made? (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't like lotion. I like my hands to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Oh, you're not on your period are you? No, does that matter? Well not for this (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in. Hey, Ron, do you need help with anything? No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Happy Potter! That's insane! You love Harry potter! You've seen all 8 movies (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Got enough leg room back there? Yeah, yeah. You don't have to sit up so far. Yeah, I do (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I was looking to get some new music and I was wondering if you could recommend anything? The internet (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The monitor is not a toy, Andy. Anything is a toy if you play with it (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) That's why they call me Prince Charming - I always find the glass slipper for my Cinderella. These shoes are way too tight. Well, the real Cinderella didn't have hippo feet (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If any of you need anything at all.. too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) There's some secret ingredient in these Nurti-Yum bars that makes me feel so good. Sugar. Its a block of sugar (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Thank you all for being here. Let's get started. Wow. Great attitude, Ron! Sorry, I was talking to these ribs (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I think I have found a project I'd actually enjoy doing, helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I feel great, I ran 5k this morning. Really? No, I threw up in the shower (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes)

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