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Pat Paulsen Quotes

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me Picture Quote #1

No Taxes. Let’s just tip the government 15% if they do a good job Picture Quote #1

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman Picture Quote #1

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird Picture Quote #1

The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees Picture Quote #1

I don’t need adult supervision Picture Quote #1

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It’s tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies Picture Quote #1

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss Picture Quote #1

Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon Picture Quote #1

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its ‘saucy nuances.’ Picture Quote #1

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot Picture Quote #1

I’d learned some things. I knew you weren’t supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off Picture Quote #1

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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, ‘You must be joking.’ Picture Quote #1

We’ve got to step up our conservation efforts before it’s too late. We’re not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I’m sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we’ve let it go Picture Quote #1

I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called ‘Chocolate,’ and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show Picture Quote #1

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that Picture Quote #1

I want to caucus in Iowa. I’ll caucus all over the state. I don’t caucus in California. You don’t caucus where you live. It doesn’t look good Picture Quote #1

I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man Picture Quote #1

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Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it Picture Quote #1

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president Picture Quote #1

I will not claim I will solve all the world’s problems by myself. If I did, I’d have to run as a Republican or a Democrat Picture Quote #1

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles Picture Quote #1

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian Picture Quote #1

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian Picture Quote #1

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I’m often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes! Picture Quote #1

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing Picture Quote #1

I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they’ll like. Most people say they don’t like dry wine because they haven’t had a dry wine that’s clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing Picture Quote #1

I once told Tommy Smothers, ‘If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.’ Picture Quote #1

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education Picture Quote #1

We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman Picture Quote #1

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I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me (Pat Paulsen Quotes) No Taxes. Let’s just tip the government 15% if they do a good job. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I don’t need adult supervision (Pat Paulsen Quotes) It’s tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its ‘saucy nuances.’ (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I’d learned some things. I knew you weren’t supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, ‘You must be joking.’ (Pat Paulsen Quotes) We’ve got to step up our conservation efforts before it’s too late. We’re not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I’m sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we’ve let it go (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called ‘Chocolate,’ and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I want to caucus in Iowa. I’ll caucus all over the state. I don’t caucus in California. You don’t caucus where you live. It doesn’t look good (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it (Pat Paulsen Quotes) In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I will not claim I will solve all the world’s problems by myself. If I did, I’d have to run as a Republican or a Democrat. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles (Pat Paulsen Quotes) All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian (Pat Paulsen Quotes) All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I’m often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes! (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they’ll like. Most people say they don’t like dry wine because they haven’t had a dry wine that’s clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing. (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I once told Tommy Smothers, ‘If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.’ (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education (Pat Paulsen Quotes) We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman. (Pat Paulsen Quotes)

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