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Patricia Marx Quotes

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing Picture Quote #1

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed Picture Quote #1

Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies Picture Quote #1

$It’s better to spend a lot on a getup you love than a fraction of that on something, or even five of those somethings, that you’ll never bother to take out of the shopping bag. By the way, this advice also applies to discount love interests. And half-price sushi Picture Quote #1$

Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn’t. No matter what you may believe, all men’s fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi Picture Quote #1

You don’t have to spend much time in Shanghai before you start to get all existential about the meaning of authenticity. Did you know that Shanghai is building nine satellite towns, each designed to mimic the architecture and culture of a different country? Picture Quote #1

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Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know Picture Quote #1

Males have probably always enjoyed watching the defeat of other males, but without the invention of numerals and the subsequent invention of the concept of keeping score, we could never have had a million sports channels Picture Quote #1

I’m a goody-goody. I’m the person who sits in the back row, makes fun of the teacher, and secretly does the extra-credit work Picture Quote #1

[the truth in regards to studying abroad] you know what else is nice about being a foreigner? Whatever you do takes place in a capsule that need not be discovered and opened by someone back home. Nothing really counts--it was the life that falls in the forest. That’s how I looked at it. I felt free to...oh, I don’t know Picture Quote #1

I don’t really care that much about eating. But I like impressing people with how good a cook I am. So I will cook. I’m an excellent cook. Not many people know that about me Picture Quote #1

One false word, one extra word, and somebody’s thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is very important. If you’re going to be longwinded, it should be for a purpose. Not just because you like your words Picture Quote #1

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Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, Picture Quote #1

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy Picture Quote #1

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves Picture Quote #1

Christmas cards... are technically only junk mail from people you know Picture Quote #1

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I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing (Patricia Marx Quotes) Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed (Patricia Marx Quotes) Perhaps the most mysterious of all mammals is the male Homo sapiens. Indeed, many anthropologists classify the group as a subspecies (Patricia Marx Quotes) It’s better to spend a lot on a getup you love than a fraction of that on something, or even five of those somethings, that you’ll never bother to take out of the shopping bag. By the way, this advice also applies to discount love interests. And half-price sushi. (Patricia Marx Quotes) Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn’t. No matter what you may believe, all men’s fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi. (Patricia Marx Quotes) You don’t have to spend much time in Shanghai before you start to get all existential about the meaning of authenticity. Did you know that Shanghai is building nine satellite towns, each designed to mimic the architecture and culture of a different country? (Patricia Marx Quotes) Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know. (Patricia Marx Quotes) Males have probably always enjoyed watching the defeat of other males, but without the invention of numerals and the subsequent invention of the concept of keeping score, we could never have had a million sports channels. (Patricia Marx Quotes) I’m a goody-goody. I’m the person who sits in the back row, makes fun of the teacher, and secretly does the extra-credit work. (Patricia Marx Quotes) [the truth in regards to studying abroad] you know what else is nice about being a foreigner? Whatever you do takes place in a capsule that need not be discovered and opened by someone back home. Nothing really counts--it was the life that falls in the forest. That’s how I looked at it. I felt free to...oh, I don’t know. (Patricia Marx Quotes) I don’t really care that much about eating. But I like impressing people with how good a cook I am. So I will cook. I’m an excellent cook. Not many people know that about me. (Patricia Marx Quotes) One false word, one extra word, and somebody’s thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is very important. If you’re going to be longwinded, it should be for a purpose. Not just because you like your words. (Patricia Marx Quotes) Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, (Patricia Marx Quotes) Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy (Patricia Marx Quotes) What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves (Patricia Marx Quotes) Christmas cards... are technically only junk mail from people you know (Patricia Marx Quotes)