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Patton Oswalt Quotes

Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

I’m not familiar with the metric system Picture Quote #1

The idea of, ‘The journey is the destination’ is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a ‘More Like This’ link on the internet Picture Quote #1

Even if it’s other people, like on MySpace pages, we’re just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we’re in Picture Quote #1

There are times when I have to take, I call it a ‘silence bath,’ where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while Picture Quote #1

My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I’ll rave about it. ‘Do you like rock ‘n’ roll? ‘Cause this is rockin’ good stuff, kid.’ Picture Quote #1

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What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be with someone who’s good-looking; if they open their mouths and they’re an idiot, then they cease to be beautiful very quickly Picture Quote #1

Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than ‘We gotta just punch it week to week, man.’ Now they’re like, ‘What will happen if someone watches the entire show?’ Picture Quote #1

Everything we have today that’s cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more Picture Quote #1

Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can’t pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room Picture Quote #1

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing Picture Quote #1

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I’m done. I don’t want to be the last pudge out there Picture Quote #1

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I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I’m gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy Picture Quote #1

Doing ‘Young Adult’ was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors Picture Quote #1

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term Picture Quote #1

As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative Picture Quote #1

Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of something cool to do Picture Quote #1

I’m grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over Picture Quote #1

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The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on Picture Quote #1

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period Picture Quote #1

I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious Picture Quote #1

Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring Picture Quote #1

I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything Picture Quote #1

I’ve had some pretty good arguments with people, but I’ve never regretted it. I’ve had people come up where it’s all emotion and no fact. That’s always sad Picture Quote #1

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I haven’t sworn off Facebook. I’m on Facebook. There’s a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I’m on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird Picture Quote #1

George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference between stupid and evil Picture Quote #1

The problem is, and I’m just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It’s great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings Picture Quote #1

Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can’t pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You’ve just got to be in the moment and go with it Picture Quote #1

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We’ll see Picture Quote #1

I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I’m weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions Picture Quote #1

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Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m not familiar with the metric system (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The idea of, ‘The journey is the destination’ is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a ‘More Like This’ link on the internet (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Even if it’s other people, like on MySpace pages, we’re just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we’re in (Patton Oswalt Quotes) There are times when I have to take, I call it a ‘silence bath,’ where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while (Patton Oswalt Quotes) My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I’ll rave about it. ‘Do you like rock ‘n’ roll? ‘Cause this is rockin’ good stuff, kid.’ (Patton Oswalt Quotes) What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be with someone who’s good-looking; if they open their mouths and they’re an idiot, then they cease to be beautiful very quickly (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than ‘We gotta just punch it week to week, man.’ Now they’re like, ‘What will happen if someone watches the entire show?’ (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Everything we have today that’s cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can’t pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing (Patton Oswalt Quotes) If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I’m done. I don’t want to be the last pudge out there (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I’m gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Doing ‘Young Adult’ was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term (Patton Oswalt Quotes) As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of something cool to do (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’ve had some pretty good arguments with people, but I’ve never regretted it. I’ve had people come up where it’s all emotion and no fact. That’s always sad. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I haven’t sworn off Facebook. I’m on Facebook. There’s a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I’m on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference between stupid and evil. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The problem is, and I’m just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It’s great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can’t pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You’ve just got to be in the moment and go with it. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We’ll see. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I’m weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions. (Patton Oswalt Quotes)

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