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Patton Oswalt Quotes

I’m not familiar with the metric system Picture Quote #1

Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

I think right now is the best time for stand - up, ever. I sincerely do Picture Quote #1

Like, my feelings on religion are starting to morph. I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious Picture Quote #1

I hate all sidekicks Picture Quote #1

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you Picture Quote #1

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Zombies can’t believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits Picture Quote #1

It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate Picture Quote #1

Knowing comedy is knowing human nature Picture Quote #1

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins Picture Quote #1

As unhealthy as I am, I’m weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions Picture Quote #1

Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

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You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you’re working on Picture Quote #1

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I’m not familiar with the metric system (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I think right now is the best time for stand - up, ever. I sincerely do (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Like, my feelings on religion are starting to morph. I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious. (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I hate all sidekicks (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Zombies can’t believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits (Patton Oswalt Quotes) It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Knowing comedy is knowing human nature (Patton Oswalt Quotes) If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins (Patton Oswalt Quotes) As unhealthy as I am, I’m weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself (Patton Oswalt Quotes) You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you’re working on (Patton Oswalt Quotes)