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Patton Oswalt Quotes

If you play comedic scenes like they’re really serious, then it’s so much more funny than if you’re going for a laugh Picture Quote #1

Based on my own experience, when you’re going through adolescence you don’t know how the world works. You can’t set a story in the world you live in because you don’t know what a utility bill is, or how to budget your paycheck Picture Quote #1

The problem is, and I’m just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It’s great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings Picture Quote #1

You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you’re working on Picture Quote #1

We’re rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like they’re seventeen. You know, it’s great to be young. Be young. By all means, be young. But always remember that youth is also kinda dumb, and doesn’t know a lot yet Picture Quote #1

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness Picture Quote #1

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Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they’re not dark and dangerous Picture Quote #1

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy Picture Quote #1

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you Picture Quote #1

Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes Picture Quote #1

Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1

You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any situation Picture Quote #1

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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe Picture Quote #1

I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious Picture Quote #1

Even if you’re popular, there are times when you just feel like you’re not a part of things Picture Quote #1

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not Picture Quote #1

I’m so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects Picture Quote #1

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If you play comedic scenes like they’re really serious, then it’s so much more funny than if you’re going for a laugh (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Based on my own experience, when you’re going through adolescence you don’t know how the world works. You can’t set a story in the world you live in because you don’t know what a utility bill is, or how to budget your paycheck (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The problem is, and I’m just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It’s great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings (Patton Oswalt Quotes) You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you’re working on (Patton Oswalt Quotes) We’re rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like they’re seventeen. You know, it’s great to be young. Be young. By all means, be young. But always remember that youth is also kinda dumb, and doesn’t know a lot yet (Patton Oswalt Quotes) If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they’re not dark and dangerous (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself (Patton Oswalt Quotes) You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any situation (Patton Oswalt Quotes) We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Even if you’re popular, there are times when you just feel like you’re not a part of things (Patton Oswalt Quotes) You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects (Patton Oswalt Quotes)

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