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Paul Reiser Quotes

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smil Picture Quote #1

I’d distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed Picture Quote #1

Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in the theater. I was just so devastated; I couldn’t get out of my seat. And I sat and watched it a second time Picture Quote #1

Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you’d scream. It’s alarming Picture Quote #1

Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment’s peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case Picture Quote #1

There’s something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway Picture Quote #1

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Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they’re yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant! Picture Quote #1

The most challenging part of being a dad is trying to postpone the moment when they realize you don’t know anything. I love any sentence that begins with Daddy...? because it’s implied they’re looking up to you - that you’ll have the answer. The truth is, I don’t have any answers Picture Quote #1

The most rewarding part about being a dad is just looking at children who didn’t exist at some point. The first time you saw them, they were the size of a quarter, in a sonogram, and now they can pour orange juice and yell at each other Picture Quote #1

There was a period where our child’s birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project Picture Quote #1

Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can’t get more beautiful than that Picture Quote #1

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There’s something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins Picture Quote #1

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Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in the theater. I was just so devastated; I couldn’t get out of my seat. And I sat and watched it a second time Picture Quote #1

But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they’re kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their 70s, that’s what it is. And they had never met five minutes before they shot those scenes Picture Quote #1

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it’s also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that’s the thing I still can’t get over Picture Quote #1

It’s not like some movies where you’re following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It’s these guys. We’re not cutting back to anybody else Picture Quote #1

In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me Picture Quote #1

But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and there were 1700 people Picture Quote #1

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This is not the most right I’ve ever been Picture Quote #1

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years Picture Quote #1

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature Picture Quote #1

In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a different point in both our lives Picture Quote #1

We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people Picture Quote #1

And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently Picture Quote #1

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I can’t get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife’s breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar Picture Quote #1

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they’re not Picture Quote #1

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians... just like some people are born dentists Picture Quote #1

There’s something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway Picture Quote #1

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering Picture Quote #1

I’d distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed Picture Quote #1

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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smil (Paul Reiser Quotes) I’d distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed. (Paul Reiser Quotes) Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in the theater. I was just so devastated; I couldn’t get out of my seat. And I sat and watched it a second time. (Paul Reiser Quotes) Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you’d scream. It’s alarming. (Paul Reiser Quotes) Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment’s peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case. (Paul Reiser Quotes) There’s something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway. (Paul Reiser Quotes) Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they’re yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant! (Paul Reiser Quotes) The most challenging part of being a dad is trying to postpone the moment when they realize you don’t know anything. I love any sentence that begins with Daddy...? because it’s implied they’re looking up to you - that you’ll have the answer. The truth is, I don’t have any answers. (Paul Reiser Quotes) The most rewarding part about being a dad is just looking at children who didn’t exist at some point. The first time you saw them, they were the size of a quarter, in a sonogram, and now they can pour orange juice and yell at each other. (Paul Reiser Quotes) There was a period where our child’s birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project. (Paul Reiser Quotes) Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can’t get more beautiful than that (Paul Reiser Quotes) She kind of reminds one of Helen. There’s something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins (Paul Reiser Quotes) Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in the theater. I was just so devastated; I couldn’t get out of my seat. And I sat and watched it a second time (Paul Reiser Quotes) But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they’re kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their 70s, that’s what it is. And they had never met five minutes before they shot those scenes (Paul Reiser Quotes) But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it’s also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that’s the thing I still can’t get over (Paul Reiser Quotes) It’s not like some movies where you’re following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It’s these guys. We’re not cutting back to anybody else (Paul Reiser Quotes) In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me (Paul Reiser Quotes) But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and there were 1700 people (Paul Reiser Quotes) This is not the most right I’ve ever been (Paul Reiser Quotes) Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years (Paul Reiser Quotes) He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature (Paul Reiser Quotes) In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a different point in both our lives (Paul Reiser Quotes) We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people (Paul Reiser Quotes) And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently (Paul Reiser Quotes) I can’t get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife’s breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar (Paul Reiser Quotes) Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they’re not (Paul Reiser Quotes) I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians... just like some people are born dentists (Paul Reiser Quotes) There’s something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway (Paul Reiser Quotes) The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering (Paul Reiser Quotes) I’d distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed (Paul Reiser Quotes)