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Pauly Shore Quotes

I giggle when I put myself down. It’s just funny to me Picture Quote #1

Death isn’t a funny thing. We’re all lucky to be living Picture Quote #1

My belief is guns don’t kill people, people kill people Picture Quote #1

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that’s where I started, that’s where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic Picture Quote #1

America’s Most Wanted? I love it when there’s a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best Picture Quote #1

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who’s an idiot, like myself, they’re fun. You either hate me or you love me Picture Quote #1

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Comedy wasn’t something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid Picture Quote #1

People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just kind of already have a buzz on Picture Quote #1

I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that Picture Quote #1

The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me Picture Quote #1

Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high Picture Quote #1

My mom is two people to me. She’s my mom number one, and then she’s this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that’s responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers Picture Quote #1

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I’m into politics - I’m interested in the election and how pissed off people get Picture Quote #1

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I’ll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we’ll have a Brad Pitt face-off Picture Quote #1

I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it in a movie with hip-hop artists and actors, comedians and girls. I just want to do something fun Picture Quote #1

I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe Picture Quote #1

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that’s Hollywood Picture Quote #1

I’m not used to getting good reviews Picture Quote #1

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I giggle when I put myself down. It’s just funny to me Picture Quote #1

I miss working with great actors, working with great directors Picture Quote #1

Everywhere I go, people know who I am Picture Quote #1

Death isn’t a funny thing. We’re all lucky to be living Picture Quote #1

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top Picture Quote #1

My mom is two people to me. She’s my mom number one, and then she’s this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that’s responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers Picture Quote #1

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It’s in my blood to tour. It’s in my blood to get on the road. It’s in my blood to go onstage Picture Quote #1

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don’t want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know? Picture Quote #1

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? Picture Quote #1

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money Picture Quote #1

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that’s why my act works: I’m like this normal guy Picture Quote #1

My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out Picture Quote #1

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I giggle when I put myself down. It’s just funny to me. (Pauly Shore Quotes) Death isn’t a funny thing. We’re all lucky to be living. (Pauly Shore Quotes) My belief is guns don’t kill people, people kill people (Pauly Shore Quotes) My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that’s where I started, that’s where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic (Pauly Shore Quotes) America’s Most Wanted? I love it when there’s a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best. (Pauly Shore Quotes) Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who’s an idiot, like myself, they’re fun. You either hate me or you love me. (Pauly Shore Quotes) Comedy wasn’t something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. (Pauly Shore Quotes) People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just kind of already have a buzz on. (Pauly Shore Quotes) I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that (Pauly Shore Quotes) The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me. (Pauly Shore Quotes) Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high. (Pauly Shore Quotes) My mom is two people to me. She’s my mom number one, and then she’s this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that’s responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers. (Pauly Shore Quotes) I’m into politics - I’m interested in the election and how pissed off people get (Pauly Shore Quotes) I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I’ll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we’ll have a Brad Pitt face-off (Pauly Shore Quotes) I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it in a movie with hip-hop artists and actors, comedians and girls. I just want to do something fun (Pauly Shore Quotes) I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe (Pauly Shore Quotes) Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that’s Hollywood (Pauly Shore Quotes) I’m not used to getting good reviews (Pauly Shore Quotes) I giggle when I put myself down. It’s just funny to me (Pauly Shore Quotes) I miss working with great actors, working with great directors (Pauly Shore Quotes) Everywhere I go, people know who I am (Pauly Shore Quotes) Death isn’t a funny thing. We’re all lucky to be living (Pauly Shore Quotes) Even at my peak, I never went too over the top (Pauly Shore Quotes) My mom is two people to me. She’s my mom number one, and then she’s this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that’s responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers (Pauly Shore Quotes) It’s in my blood to tour. It’s in my blood to get on the road. It’s in my blood to go onstage (Pauly Shore Quotes) I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don’t want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know? (Pauly Shore Quotes) I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know? (Pauly Shore Quotes) People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money (Pauly Shore Quotes) I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that’s why my act works: I’m like this normal guy (Pauly Shore Quotes) My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out (Pauly Shore Quotes)

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