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Peanut Butter Quotes

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood Picture Quote #1

Peanut butter is pâté for children Picture Quote #1

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich Picture Quote #1

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich Picture Quote #1

I’d take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter Picture Quote #1

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly Picture Quote #1

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There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich Picture Quote #1

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love Picture Quote #1

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the taste out of a peanut butter sandwich Picture Quote #1

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich Picture Quote #1

I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter Picture Quote #1

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life Picture Quote #1

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Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world Picture Quote #1

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can’t spread peanut butter on the jelly Picture Quote #1

Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can’t help but end up getting some on yourself! Picture Quote #1

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter Picture Quote #1

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex Picture Quote #1

Normal person's weekly chore list:1. Clean kitchen. 2. Clean bathroom. 3. Clean entire rest of domicile. Cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. Don't get peanut butter on sheets Picture Quote #1

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The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter Picture Quote #1

If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream Picture Quote #1

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! Picture Quote #1

I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything Picture Quote #1

I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad Picture Quote #1

What’s love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that’s all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a short shelf life? You know, like yogurt: after a week or two they go bad. And how do you recognize the other kind of love, the kind that isn’t like yogurt? The kind that’s more like... I don’t know, like peanut butter, that lasts forever and always tastes good? Picture Quote #1

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Dinner alone is one of life’s pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat when they are alone. A salad, they tell you. But when you persist, they confess to peanut butter and bacon sandwiches deep fried and eaten with hot sauce, or spaghetti with butter and grape jam Picture Quote #1

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I’ll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don’t recommend Picture Quote #1

Q: What’s the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter Picture Quote #1

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there Picture Quote #1

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked Picture Quote #1

What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them Picture Quote #1

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Peanut butter is the pate of childhood (Peanut Butter Quotes) Peanut butter is pâté for children (Peanut Butter Quotes) I`m like a peanut butter sandwich (Peanut Butter Quotes) I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Peanut Butter Quotes) I’d take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter (Peanut Butter Quotes) Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly (Peanut Butter Quotes) There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich (Peanut Butter Quotes) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love (Peanut Butter Quotes) There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the taste out of a peanut butter sandwich (Peanut Butter Quotes) When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Peanut Butter Quotes) I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter (Peanut Butter Quotes) If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life (Peanut Butter Quotes) Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world (Peanut Butter Quotes) You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can’t spread peanut butter on the jelly (Peanut Butter Quotes) Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can’t help but end up getting some on yourself! (Peanut Butter Quotes) The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter (Peanut Butter Quotes) There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex (Peanut Butter Quotes) Normal person's weekly chore list:1. Clean kitchen. 2. Clean bathroom. 3. Clean entire rest of domicile. Cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. Don't get peanut butter on sheets (Peanut Butter Quotes) The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter (Peanut Butter Quotes) If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream (Peanut Butter Quotes) But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! (Peanut Butter Quotes) I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything (Peanut Butter Quotes) I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad (Peanut Butter Quotes) What’s love? Something that lasts a week or a month and that’s all you can except? Or is it just that some loves have a short shelf life? You know, like yogurt: after a week or two they go bad. And how do you recognize the other kind of love, the kind that isn’t like yogurt? The kind that’s more like... I don’t know, like peanut butter, that lasts forever and always tastes good? (Peanut Butter Quotes) Dinner alone is one of life’s pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat when they are alone. A salad, they tell you. But when you persist, they confess to peanut butter and bacon sandwiches deep fried and eaten with hot sauce, or spaghetti with butter and grape jam (Peanut Butter Quotes) What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I’ll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don’t recommend (Peanut Butter Quotes) Q: What’s the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter (Peanut Butter Quotes) I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there (Peanut Butter Quotes) I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked (Peanut Butter Quotes) What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them (Peanut Butter Quotes)

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