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Peanuts Quotes

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I’ll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies Picture Quote #1

All of a sudden I’m an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts Picture Quote #1

My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on people’s lives. And that changed my act. I got cleaner. I stopped talking about generic stuff like airplane peanuts and started speaking the truth about my gift Picture Quote #1

People will always work harder if they’re getting well paid and if they’re afraid of losing a job which they know will be hard to equal. As is well known, if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys Picture Quote #1

Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me Picture Quote #1

I’ve been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like that or pretzels, I just eat the white grapes Picture Quote #1

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I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips Picture Quote #1

Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack - I don't care if I never get back Picture Quote #1

When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense Picture Quote #1

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I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I’ll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies (Peanuts Quotes) All of a sudden I’m an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts (Peanuts Quotes) My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on people’s lives. And that changed my act. I got cleaner. I stopped talking about generic stuff like airplane peanuts and started speaking the truth about my gift (Peanuts Quotes) People will always work harder if they’re getting well paid and if they’re afraid of losing a job which they know will be hard to equal. As is well known, if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys (Peanuts Quotes) Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me (Peanuts Quotes) I’ve been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like that or pretzels, I just eat the white grapes (Peanuts Quotes) I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips (Peanuts Quotes) Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack - I don't care if I never get back (Peanuts Quotes) When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense (Peanuts Quotes)

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