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Pee Quotes

Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate Picture Quote #1

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves Picture Quote #1

I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate Picture Quote #1

No matter how many shows I’ve done, as soon as they say it’s time to start, I get that nervous sensation and feel like I have to pee. So that’s where my mind is. That and making it to the end of the runway and back as fast as I can Picture Quote #1

That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it’s not really true. It’s like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart Picture Quote #1

That’s a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they’re more forgiving than jeans Picture Quote #1

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Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck Picture Quote #1

Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I’m covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me? Picture Quote #1

Favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, I think that means get lost Picture Quote #1

Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That’s about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind Picture Quote #1

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? Picture Quote #1

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves Picture Quote #1

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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning Picture Quote #1

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Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate (Pee Quotes) There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves (Pee Quotes) I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate (Pee Quotes) No matter how many shows I’ve done, as soon as they say it’s time to start, I get that nervous sensation and feel like I have to pee. So that’s where my mind is. That and making it to the end of the runway and back as fast as I can (Pee Quotes) That’s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it’s not really true. It’s like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart (Pee Quotes) That’s a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they’re more forgiving than jeans (Pee Quotes) Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck (Pee Quotes) Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I’m covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me? (Pee Quotes) Favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, I think that means get lost (Pee Quotes) Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That’s about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind (Pee Quotes) Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? (Pee Quotes) There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves (Pee Quotes) Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning (Pee Quotes)

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