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Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore (Pee Quotes)
To pee or not to pee (Pee Quotes)
Check for murderer. Then pee (Pee Quotes)
Excuse me... I have to pee pee (Pee Quotes)
How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Pee Quotes)
My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee (Pee Quotes)
One day you will reach the handle and we can both go out to pee (Pee Quotes)
When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee (Pee Quotes)
What are you doing? You can't pee without me (Pee Quotes)
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink (Pee Quotes)
I offered to pee on him, but they said no (Pee Quotes)
Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love (Pee Quotes)
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? (Pee Quotes)
Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage (Pee Quotes)
Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee (Pee Quotes)
Never make a decision when you need to pee (Pee Quotes)
Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining (Pee Quotes)
I feel like I might start crying and that I’m going to cry pee (Pee Quotes)
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner (Pee Quotes)
I do everything faster when I have to pee (Pee Quotes)
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning (Pee Quotes)