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Penis Quotes

There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart Picture Quote #1

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know. Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis Picture Quote #1

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it’s detachable Picture Quote #1

These times are hard, and so is my penis Picture Quote #1

My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth Picture Quote #1

How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku Picture Quote #1

How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands Picture Quote #1

Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis Picture Quote #1

A woman's pleasure is not dependent upon the presence of a penis in the vagina; neither is a man's Picture Quote #1

Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation Picture Quote #1

Handsome hero wanted.Brave in the face of certain danger.Must be willing to get naked with other species.At least six-inch penis required.Fee is negotiable Picture Quote #1

The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris Picture Quote #1

I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage Picture Quote #1

One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks Picture Quote #1

My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it Picture Quote #1

What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size Picture Quote #1

In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love Picture Quote #1

I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis? Picture Quote #1

Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mistake most deaf men make Picture Quote #1

Nerd boy? Where he? (Biff)’Okay... sad that they couldn’t even form a complete sentence. See what happens when you abuse steroids? Dudes should have read the warning label. First the penis shrinks, then the sentence structure deteriorates. Next thing you know, you’re climbing to the top of the Empire State Building, swatting at planes with your over-sized fists.’ (Nick) Picture Quote #1

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody Picture Quote #1

As if adult males were completely self-sufficient beings, as if a penis and a five o'clock shadow were all they would ever need to get by Picture Quote #1

I accidentally sealed the box shut with my penis still inside, not realizing I may need to use it later. Being in love can be so distracting Picture Quote #1

Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls? Picture Quote #1

Thanks for going to great lengths to make me feel okay about the size of my penis Picture Quote #1

May your large assault rifle help protect you from people thinking you have a tiny penis Picture Quote #1

No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money Picture Quote #1

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain Picture Quote #1

Let me buy a pass... So that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane Picture Quote #1

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There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart (Penis Quotes) People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t know. Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis (Penis Quotes) I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it’s detachable (Penis Quotes) These times are hard, and so is my penis (Penis Quotes) My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth. (Penis Quotes) How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku. (Penis Quotes) How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands. (Penis Quotes) Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis (Penis Quotes) A woman's pleasure is not dependent upon the presence of a penis in the vagina; neither is a man's (Penis Quotes) Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation (Penis Quotes) Handsome hero wanted.Brave in the face of certain danger.Must be willing to get naked with other species.At least six-inch penis required.Fee is negotiable. (Penis Quotes) The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris (Penis Quotes) I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage. (Penis Quotes) One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks. (Penis Quotes) My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it. (Penis Quotes) What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size (Penis Quotes) In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love (Penis Quotes) I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis? (Penis Quotes) Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mistake most deaf men make. (Penis Quotes) Nerd boy? Where he? (Biff)’Okay... sad that they couldn’t even form a complete sentence. See what happens when you abuse steroids? Dudes should have read the warning label. First the penis shrinks, then the sentence structure deteriorates. Next thing you know, you’re climbing to the top of the Empire State Building, swatting at planes with your over-sized fists.’ (Nick) (Penis Quotes) There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody (Penis Quotes) As if adult males were completely self-sufficient beings, as if a penis and a five o'clock shadow were all they would ever need to get by (Penis Quotes) I accidentally sealed the box shut with my penis still inside, not realizing I may need to use it later. Being in love can be so distracting. (Penis Quotes) Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls? (Penis Quotes) Thanks for going to great lengths to make me feel okay about the size of my penis (Penis Quotes) May your large assault rifle help protect you from people thinking you have a tiny penis (Penis Quotes) No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money (Penis Quotes) Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain (Penis Quotes) Let me buy a pass... So that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane (Penis Quotes)

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