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How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize? (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I don’t believe the majority always knows what’s best for everyone (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Everyday is an atheist holiday (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I’m a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers (Penn Jillette Quotes)
The most important part of life is work, it’s the flow, it’s getting stuff done, feeling like you’re doing something (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever (Penn Jillette Quotes)
But it’s much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it’s more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen (Penn Jillette Quotes)
It wasn’t success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people’s goal (Penn Jillette Quotes)
The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don’t believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you’re being censored (Penn Jillette Quotes)
That’s the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger’s obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you want without being rude. The site gets its hit and you know more about our species’ diversity (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Believing there’s no God means I can’t really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That’s good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around (Penn Jillette Quotes)
A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’ (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I didn’t learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I’m there (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world (Penn Jillette Quotes)
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules (Penn Jillette Quotes)
It’s only the losers named ‘Dave’ that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They’re named ‘Dave.’ (Penn Jillette Quotes)
My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it’s all the way back. It’s New English puritanical tradition (Penn Jillette Quotes)
There never was a God. ‘God is dead’ is a halfway measure I won’t go with (Penn Jillette Quotes)
To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I’d never seen a rock and roll show, I’d never seen a comic or a show (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Trey Parker did ‘Book of Mormon.’ It’s the best Broadway show I’ve ever seen. He does ‘South Park.’ It’s wonderful (Penn Jillette Quotes)
TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows (Penn Jillette Quotes)
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, ‘There go our civil rights.’ I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That’s the first thing that popped into our head (Penn Jillette Quotes)
A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, ‘I don’t want to be too old to play baseball with my son.’ They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents’ age (Penn Jillette Quotes)
A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they’ll do is say, ‘You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.’ And my answer is always, ‘I hope so.’ (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you’d run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn’t go into work like you’re going on a date, like you’re hanging out with friends (Penn Jillette Quotes)
Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don’t think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it’s some sort of Jungian memory, I don’t know. But they have so much sugar, it’s great (Penn Jillette Quotes)