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Pet Quotes

Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love. Feed my, slut Picture Quote #1

Hiding from his bath. Fail Picture Quote #1

I interrupt your leisure to report a hungry Picture Quote #1

All he ever wanted was to poop outside Picture Quote #1

This is how I know where my girlfriend is Picture Quote #1

Finally bought a really nice bed for my dog Picture Quote #1

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We are the reason mommy and daddy can’t have nice things Picture Quote #1

I ate garbage and then barfed it up. I witnessed it and did nothing Picture Quote #1

So... you come to the pet store often? Picture Quote #1

A trip to the vet?? Play dead Picture Quote #1

Domesticated rabbits live 8 years as pets or 24 hours on their own Picture Quote #1

I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation Picture Quote #1

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My girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got a cat Picture Quote #1

He might only be here for a part of your life Picture Quote #1

I want you to pet me, but I also kinda wanna eat you Picture Quote #1

Oh... wait... was this your pet? Hawkward Picture Quote #1

But... you can’t go to work... your job is to take care of me Picture Quote #1

I know divorce is tough man, but my food dish isn’t gonna fill itself Picture Quote #1

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Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet? Picture Quote #1

When you think you can’t do any more repetitions, do two more Picture Quote #1

One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice. No they don't, oh no they don't Picture Quote #1

Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; but without that noise Picture Quote #1

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets Picture Quote #1

If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner? Picture Quote #1

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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later Picture Quote #1

You own a dog but you feed a cat Picture Quote #1

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat Picture Quote #1

Dogs have owners, cats have staff Picture Quote #1

The best therapist has fur and four legs Picture Quote #1

Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog Picture Quote #1

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Cats are wonderful. They don't judge you. All they want is love. Feed my, slut (Pet Quotes) Hiding from his bath. Fail (Pet Quotes) I interrupt your leisure to report a hungry (Pet Quotes) All he ever wanted was to poop outside (Pet Quotes) This is how I know where my girlfriend is (Pet Quotes) Finally bought a really nice bed for my dog (Pet Quotes) We are the reason mommy and daddy can’t have nice things (Pet Quotes) I ate garbage and then barfed it up. I witnessed it and did nothing (Pet Quotes) So... you come to the pet store often? (Pet Quotes) A trip to the vet?? Play dead (Pet Quotes) Domesticated rabbits live 8 years as pets or 24 hours on their own (Pet Quotes) I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation (Pet Quotes) My girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got a cat (Pet Quotes) He might only be here for a part of your life (Pet Quotes) I want you to pet me, but I also kinda wanna eat you (Pet Quotes) Oh... wait... was this your pet? Hawkward (Pet Quotes) But... you can’t go to work... your job is to take care of me (Pet Quotes) I know divorce is tough man, but my food dish isn’t gonna fill itself (Pet Quotes) Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet? (Pet Quotes) When you think you can’t do any more repetitions, do two more (Pet Quotes) One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice. No they don't, oh no they don't (Pet Quotes) Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; but without that noise (Pet Quotes) You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets (Pet Quotes) If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner? (Pet Quotes) Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later (Pet Quotes) You own a dog but you feed a cat (Pet Quotes) The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat (Pet Quotes) Dogs have owners, cats have staff (Pet Quotes) The best therapist has fur and four legs (Pet Quotes) Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog (Pet Quotes)

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