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Pet Quotes

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after Picture Quote #1

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them Picture Quote #1

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table Picture Quote #1

Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all Picture Quote #1

To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect Picture Quote #1

I’m riding you with a slack rein, my pet, but don’t forget that I’m riding with curb and spurs just the same Picture Quote #1

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You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me Picture Quote #1

Places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that? Picture Quote #1

There are guerrilla armies that make little boys kill their own families. Such acts rip out the soul and make space for beasts to grow inside. Armies need beasts, don’t they? Pet beasts, to do their terrible work! Picture Quote #1

... It sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like I had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and cared enough about me to time his breaths to mine Picture Quote #1

I don’t move. I wait behind my log, terrified. Over the past ten minutes, it’s become such a dear friend, I consider naming it: Howard, my pet log Picture Quote #1

Pet ownership is slavery. Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or be entertained by Picture Quote #1

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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he’s dragging the rattrap because it didn’t quite kill him, just tell the people he’s your pet and that’s a trick you taught him Picture Quote #1

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner Picture Quote #1

There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours Picture Quote #1

That is the injustice of a woman’s lot. A woman has to bring up her children; and that means to restrain them, to deny them things they want, to set them tasks, to punish them when they do wrong, to do all the unpleasant things. And then the father, who has nothing to do but pet them and spoil them, comes in when all her work is done and steals their affection from her Picture Quote #1

There are few things sweeter in this world than the guileless, hotheaded, intemperate, open admiration of a junior. Even a woman in her blindest devotion does not fall into the gait of the man she adores, tilt her bonnet to the angle at which he wears his hat, or interlard her speech with his pet oaths Picture Quote #1

One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you’re maybe a little bit ashamed of your short ones. This is like dressing up a household pet in evening clothes. The pet is embarrassed and the person who committed this act of premeditated cuteness should be even more embarrassed Picture Quote #1

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You’ve read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money Picture Quote #1

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own Picture Quote #1

Would you teach her to love? For a time seem to rove; at first she may frown in a pet; but leave her awhile, she shortly will smile, and then you may win your coquette Picture Quote #1

Whales are killed today to supply the limited demand for whale meat or to be used in pet foods or as fodder for fur-bearing animals used in the fur trade Picture Quote #1

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it Picture Quote #1

Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals ‘love’ them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more Picture Quote #1

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We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat Picture Quote #1

You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it’s primarily about the songs, it’s about song writing Picture Quote #1

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog Picture Quote #1

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs Picture Quote #1

I’m a disciplinarian. I’m the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals Picture Quote #1

Most birds are geniuses. We had one that became a pet; he learned to talk, use tools and solve problems Picture Quote #1

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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after (Pet Quotes) When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them (Pet Quotes) Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table (Pet Quotes) Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all (Pet Quotes) To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect (Pet Quotes) I’m riding you with a slack rein, my pet, but don’t forget that I’m riding with curb and spurs just the same (Pet Quotes) You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me (Pet Quotes) Places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that? (Pet Quotes) There are guerrilla armies that make little boys kill their own families. Such acts rip out the soul and make space for beasts to grow inside. Armies need beasts, don’t they? Pet beasts, to do their terrible work! (Pet Quotes) ... It sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like I had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and cared enough about me to time his breaths to mine (Pet Quotes) I don’t move. I wait behind my log, terrified. Over the past ten minutes, it’s become such a dear friend, I consider naming it: Howard, my pet log (Pet Quotes) Pet ownership is slavery. Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or be entertained by (Pet Quotes) If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he’s dragging the rattrap because it didn’t quite kill him, just tell the people he’s your pet and that’s a trick you taught him (Pet Quotes) If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner (Pet Quotes) There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours (Pet Quotes) That is the injustice of a woman’s lot. A woman has to bring up her children; and that means to restrain them, to deny them things they want, to set them tasks, to punish them when they do wrong, to do all the unpleasant things. And then the father, who has nothing to do but pet them and spoil them, comes in when all her work is done and steals their affection from her (Pet Quotes) There are few things sweeter in this world than the guileless, hotheaded, intemperate, open admiration of a junior. Even a woman in her blindest devotion does not fall into the gait of the man she adores, tilt her bonnet to the angle at which he wears his hat, or interlard her speech with his pet oaths (Pet Quotes) One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you’re maybe a little bit ashamed of your short ones. This is like dressing up a household pet in evening clothes. The pet is embarrassed and the person who committed this act of premeditated cuteness should be even more embarrassed (Pet Quotes) You’ve read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money (Pet Quotes) Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own (Pet Quotes) Would you teach her to love? For a time seem to rove; at first she may frown in a pet; but leave her awhile, she shortly will smile, and then you may win your coquette (Pet Quotes) Whales are killed today to supply the limited demand for whale meat or to be used in pet foods or as fodder for fur-bearing animals used in the fur trade (Pet Quotes) Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it (Pet Quotes) Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals ‘love’ them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more (Pet Quotes) We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat (Pet Quotes) You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it’s primarily about the songs, it’s about song writing (Pet Quotes) I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog (Pet Quotes) Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs (Pet Quotes) I’m a disciplinarian. I’m the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals (Pet Quotes) Most birds are geniuses. We had one that became a pet; he learned to talk, use tools and solve problems (Pet Quotes)

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