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Peter Sagal Quotes

I am now gay ‘cause I have watched Ronaldo Picture Quote #1

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago Picture Quote #1

We’re excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a Bunch Of Swirling Colors starring George Clooney and a lava lamp Picture Quote #1

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires Picture Quote #1

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that’s just for lady models Picture Quote #1

I love Salt Lake City. well. It’s beautiful with all the great outdoors around you Picture Quote #1

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In a surprising unanimous ruling, the Supreme Court ruled the police cannot search what is on your phone without a warrant. Court observers said a unanimous decision from this court was slightly less likely than Scalia winning the annual Supreme Court wet robe contest Picture Quote #1

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they’re calling Super Earth. It’s indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses Picture Quote #1

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they’ll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports Picture Quote #1

The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon’s Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That’s a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse Picture Quote #1

After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan Picture Quote #1

Look out sinners because if you do not go to confession, confession will come to you. The Catholic Church in northern England has launched a mobile confession unit called the Mercy Bus Picture Quote #1

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I love Salt Lake City. well. It’s beautiful with all the great outdoors around you Picture Quote #1

Ben and Jerry’s ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face Picture Quote #1

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena Picture Quote #1

Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame Picture Quote #1

There’s a common saying that everybody deep at heart loves their mother, except sometimes we decide our actual mothers don’t measure up. And so we look for a replacement Picture Quote #1

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If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that you want less news and more cats Picture Quote #1

If you are using search data to decide what’s fashionable, you are not fashionable Picture Quote #1

In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking Picture Quote #1

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I am now gay ‘cause I have watched Ronaldo (Peter Sagal Quotes) If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago (Peter Sagal Quotes) We’re excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a Bunch Of Swirling Colors starring George Clooney and a lava lamp. (Peter Sagal Quotes) Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires. (Peter Sagal Quotes) Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that’s just for lady models. (Peter Sagal Quotes) I love Salt Lake City. well. It’s beautiful with all the great outdoors around you. (Peter Sagal Quotes) In a surprising unanimous ruling, the Supreme Court ruled the police cannot search what is on your phone without a warrant. Court observers said a unanimous decision from this court was slightly less likely than Scalia winning the annual Supreme Court wet robe contest (Peter Sagal Quotes) NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they’re calling Super Earth. It’s indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses (Peter Sagal Quotes) The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they’ll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports (Peter Sagal Quotes) The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon’s Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That’s a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse (Peter Sagal Quotes) After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan (Peter Sagal Quotes) Look out sinners because if you do not go to confession, confession will come to you. The Catholic Church in northern England has launched a mobile confession unit called the Mercy Bus (Peter Sagal Quotes) I love Salt Lake City. well. It’s beautiful with all the great outdoors around you (Peter Sagal Quotes) Ben and Jerry’s ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches (Peter Sagal Quotes) Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face (Peter Sagal Quotes) A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena (Peter Sagal Quotes) Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame (Peter Sagal Quotes) There’s a common saying that everybody deep at heart loves their mother, except sometimes we decide our actual mothers don’t measure up. And so we look for a replacement (Peter Sagal Quotes) If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that you want less news and more cats (Peter Sagal Quotes) If you are using search data to decide what’s fashionable, you are not fashionable (Peter Sagal Quotes) In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking (Peter Sagal Quotes)